Ooh, we’re about to be so mean, girls. Looking at the crags and canyons on that face (And seriously, David, you’re not even 40 yet; you shouldn’t look that beat. It’s long past time to break out the sunscreen and moisturizer, wouldn’t you say?), we feel secure in...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

David Arquette stops at a liquor store in Los Angeles. This is why straight guys need gays too. It’ll never happen because they can’t handle us measuring their inseam, but here is a classic example of someone who needed a certain sassy someone to zhuzh the outfit a little. We try...