Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Yesterday was a Hindenberg-level debacle of fashion carnage ’round these parts, so it’s nice to end the week with a bunch of looks that don’t piss our eyes off. We kinda love this:   Dakota Fanning attends the “Orphans” Broadway opening night in New York...

We think Dakota still hasn’t quite figured out a style for herself. Then again, you could say that about practically anyone who isn’t super-stylish. Still, it seems to us she’s working things out for herself, and if there’s one theme or through-line that you can see in...

Slap some color on this chickie’s face and she becomes unrecognizable.   Marc Jacobs; skirt, Jonathan Saunders; bracelets, Chanel. Dakota Fanning covers the March 2013 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Ellen von Unwerth and styled by Anne Christensen. On what her little...

Okay, let’s start with the good parts before we get to the bitchin’ and the moanin’.   Dakota Fanning attends the ‘Very Good Girls’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in Louis Vuitton. Shoes By Azzedine Alaïa. Jewelry by...

Wow, Baby Sis towers over Big Sis. Who knew?   Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning attend a promotional event for the 2013 J.ESTINA Spring/Summer Presentation in Seoul. Opening Ceremony Floral Dress. J.ESTINA Neo Glam Collage Tiara Necklace. Miu Miu Patent Jewel-Heel Bow-Toe Sandal. Nina...

They’re in a movie together, but by all means, start writing the erotic fan-fic in your heads, if you so desire. They’d make an odd couple, though.   Jesse Eisenberg and Dakota Fanning take a casual stroll through SoHo in New York City. Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton Suede...

Dakota Fanning attends the screening of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ in New York City. Dress and clutch by Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Caroline Brasch Nielsen (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images,...

Dakota Fanning attends The Ninth Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in New York City in Jason Wu. Jason Wu Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Tati Cotliar     [Photo Credit: Getty, style.com,...

Baby sister still has a ways to go on her style evolution, but Miss Dakota has ARRIVED, bitches.   Dakota Fanning attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with a Ferragamo clutch. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture...

Our little girl is all grown up, kittens. Sniff.   Dakota Fanning covers the December 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Karen Collins.    We bet Chloe Moretz and Hailee Steinfeld are SEETHING over that “Hollywood’s youngest star” blurb; not to mention...

Miss Dakota, we bow down to your fierce-as-shit boots.   Dakota Fanning out and about in NYC. Comme des Garçons Play Worsted Wool V-Neck Sweater. Acne Astle Denim Mini Skirt. Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton Suede Asphalt Handbag. Alexander Wang Sigrid Over the Knee Boots with Notched...

Hey Miss D! Dakota Fanning running errands in Hollywood in swan print top and skirt by Topshop paired with her favorite Louis Vuitton bag. Topshop Petite Cutout Swan Bralet Topshop Swan Print Skirt Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton Handbag You win the Hot Weather Look of the Week! Which is an...

Someone has secretly replaced our normal Dakota Fanning with NEW Dakota Fanning, now with Flavor Crystals! Let’s see if anyone notices. Dakota fanning attends the 2012 CFDA Fashion Awards in head-to-toe Proenza Schouler. Proenza Schouler Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren Okay,...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Dakota, OHMIGOD, STOP. JUST STOP IT.   Dakota Fanning attends the 6th annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala in NYC in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Rupert Sanderson shoes and a Jimmy Choo bag. Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Who told her...

Dear Dakota,   Dakota Fanning attends the 11th Annual Tribeca Film Festival Vanity Fair Party in Lanvin. Lanvin Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Your dress is absolutely adorable and looks perfect on you. One bit of advice: please remove your dental device headgear before leaving the house....

Our emotions upon viewing this outfit veered wildly all over the place, partially because we’re just that dramatic and partially because she sort of did what we’ve asked her to so many times before, with results that are… well, see for yourself.   Dakota fanning attends...

It is the Fanning way to wear colors that wash you out and shoes of questionable value.   Dakota Fanning attends the 23rd Annual GLAAD Media Awards in NYC in a vintage Halston dress paired with a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch and Manolo Blahnik sandals. Because those two sisters are...

Girl, you are just kicking the world’s ass, over and over again, in this outfit. Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola Bag LOVE. IT. Love every little bit of it. You WERQ that ninja schoolgirl shit, girl! This makes up for the “Little Red Riding Hood goes to a cocktail party” getup...