2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb28

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part TWO

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part ONE Feb13

BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part ONE

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

Metropolitan Gala Red Carpet, Part 2 May03

Metropolitan Gala Red Carpet, Part 2

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Tom Ford Store Opening in Beverly Hills Feb26

Tom Ford Store Opening in Beverly Hills

You’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta...

W Magazine: Best Performances Jan27

W Magazine: Best Performances

Super stars. W Magazine February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Best Perfomances” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin Styled by Melanie Ward Portfolio designed by Lee Swillingham and Stuart Spalding at Suburbia What a fun editorial. W dressed up a...

2011 Golden Globes Awards: The Men Jan17

2011 Golden Globes Awards: The Men

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...

2011 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Jan15

2011 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...