Darlings, our minds are a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of ambiguity.* You see, we find ourselves liking this, even though by all rights, we shouldn’t. *cf. Ashley Greene attends the 2012 CMT Music awards in Tennessee in a Donna Karan...

Is it us, or do  country music people hand out awards roughly every 3 weeks or so? Hit it, Cowboys and Cowgirls!   Ali Dee  Enh. It’s all right. Seen it plenty of times before. The lace looks a bit … shiny and the shoes are all kinds of wrong.   Carrie Underwood in Randi...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...