Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Claire Danes attends the 2013 Time 100 Gala at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in head-to-toe Lanvin. Lanvin Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Janice Alida     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Claire wisely brought her own wind machine with her:   Claire Danes attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in an Atelier Versace gown. And wouldn’t you, if you had had her killer head of hair? We’re more than over the standard red gown, but we have to give the lady some props....

Claire Danes unleashes her crazy eyes on the cover of Elle.   ‘Homeland’ star Claire Danes covers the February 2013 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee wearing a top by Just Cavalli and Cartier jewelry. On teenagers growing up in...

We crapped all over Claire’s Emmy win by devoting space to how ugly we thought her dress was. We have no doubt that she spent most of yesterday in tears because of it. Claire honey, let us do you a solid. Claire Danes covers the November 2012 issue of FLARE magazine wearing a dress by...

Hey, Claire Danes! Congrats on your win! Would you mind answering a question for us? What, in your opinion, is the absolute worst silhouette for a pregnant woman?   Claire Danes attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Lanvin dress paired with Barbara Bui sandals and Lorraine...

Who’s excited for the return of Homeland? Personally, we just can’t get enough of Claire Danes’ crazy cry-face. It has to be seen to be believed.   Damian Lewis and Claire Danes attend screening of second season of ‘Homeland’ in New York City. Claire Danes...

There’s something kind of hilarious about two gay men opining over what makes a woman sexy, but looking silly has never stopped us from expressing an opinion before, so why start now? Here’s the thing: Claire Danes covers the September 2012 issue of GQ UK photographed by Simon...

Claire serves up some sexyface Blue Steel and we’re not used to seeing her like this. Claire Danes covers the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia in Prada. But we love seeing this side of her. She needs to tap into her inner Swinton every now and then. We know she’s got...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Miss Claire takes the Frankendress to new heights. Claire Danes attends the premiere of HBO’s “Girls” in NYC in a Preen dress.  Preen Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marie Piovesan This is when the red carpet commenter comes up against a true moral dilemma. Do we go straight for...

Some of the most glamorous ladies of television get the uber-glamorous Vanity Fair treatment for the May TV issue photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Julianna Margulies, Claire Danes, Sofia Vergara, and Michelle Dockery  Emily Deschanel, Archie Panjabi, Grace Park, and Emmy Rossum Emily VanCamp,...

We are very, very confused. You see, Claire Danes is stylish and wears clothes well. ASOS sells pretty clothes. So why is Claire Danes on the cover of ASOS magazine dressed like a 50-year-old lesbian bartender in Key West? Claire Danes featured in the May 2012 issue of ASOS magazine...

God, we miss Homeland. It’s been too long since Claire Danes scared us with her crazyface.   Damian Lewis and Claire Danes attend the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Presents An Evening with “Homeland” in California. Claire wore a Giambattista Valli dress...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...

In our ongoing study of How Celebrities Aren’t Like Us, we submit the following for consideration. When you are an actress and you’ve just launched your new cable series to much buzz and you need to eat at least (more likely “only”) one meal a day, you don’t...

Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers: A.J. Cook Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple...