Miranda spews her fabulous and annoying perfection all over a camera lens and we can do little in response but sit here in awe. Bitch.   Miranda Kerr covers the April 2013 issue of Vogue Australia magazine photographed by Miguel Reveriego and styled by Natasha Royt. Saint Laurent Spring...

This is really mean of us.   Florence Welch attends the NME Awards 2013 in London, England in a Christopher Kane blue velvet floral dress. Christopher Kane Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Hedvig Palm We should have never shown you that first thing in the morning without any warning....

Mia Wasikowska attends ‘Stoker’ screening in London in a Christopher Kane velvet dress with a peter-pan collar paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Christopher Kane Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Hedvig Palm     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

This is a cute look for her:   Elizabeth Olsen attends the 2013 ELLE Style Awards in London in Christopher Kane. Christopher Kane Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Nora Lony But we’ll be perfectly honest. We chose to feature this look for one reason only. If you really want to know...

In thumbnails, this looked like a slight step forward, sartorially speaking, for Miss Brit. But the full-size photos tell another tale, unfortunately. Or rather, they tell the same old tale: Britney Spears attends Fox’s ‘The X Factor’ viewing party in Los Angeles, California...

These may be the absolute best pictures of Miss Sienna we’ve ever seen:   Sienna Miller covers the January 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK magazine photographed by David Slijper and styled by Leith Clark. On giving birth: “It’s still the most surreal thing, that...

So we hear there was some sort of thing over in London this weekend. Mrs. Cathy got all dolled up for the occasion.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the Olympic Games 2012 Opening Ceremony in London, England in a Christopher Kane coat dress. And boy, does she look HOT. Except we...

Keira gets our Miss Lady award of the day. We just made it up.   Keira Knightley makes an appeareance on the “Today” show in Christopher Kane. Christopher Kane Fall 2012 Collection But isn’t she perfectly Miss Lady here? Hasn’t she taken that skirt and made it...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, a summer Olympics-themed spread from Vogue UK. Now, we’re aware that an editorial depicting models faux-competing in Olympic events while wearing designer gowns sounds like something Patsy Stone would pitch in the middle of a coke binge,...

Darlings, here’s your fabulous for the day; an editorial so divine that it requires little by way of an introduction from us. We’ll only say two things here: WERQ that shit, Glamour Grannies! And, We hope you all got to soak your feet after it was over.   Jacket and necklace...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Chloe, sweetie, what’s your hurry?   Chloë Moretz makes an appearance on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ in a Christopher Kane dress paired with Jimmy Choo heels. Christopher Kane Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marike Le Roux Jimmy Choo ‘Lance’ Sandals...

Solange has helpfully offered to demonstrate for us all how one badly chosen item can throw off an otherwise perfect little getup. Solange? Why don’t you come out here so everyone can get a look at you?   Solange Knowles attends the Tiffany celebration of the launch of True Love in...

Darlings, let’s all start the day off with some fresh-faced pretty. And you don’t get much more fresh-faced than Elle Fanning. We, along with some of our Bitter Kittens, have been mostly critical of how she’s been dressed for her public appearances, but leave it to Teen...

Kittens, we feel an edict coming on. From now on, any stylist who thinks putting a starlet in Twiggy drag for an editorial is a good idea has to spend the next year working as a sales assistant in a Lane Bryant. It has been DONE, stylists. Time to find another icon. Dianna Agron featured in...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Annie Leibovitz photographs Charlize ruining some very expensive gowns.   Charlize Theron in a Calvin Klein Spring 2012 Collection Gown in the December 2011 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz and styled by Camilla Nickerson.   Darlings, prepare yourselves for...

Diane tries on clothes and tells us about her life. T Lo form opinions on both and cast her in an imaginary movie. Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Diane Kruger featured in the October issue of InStyle UK Photographed by Ben Watts Styled by Amanda Bellan On her style: “I...

This is the second time we’ve featured “Doctor Who” star Matt Smith in less-than-fabulous surroundings, but there’s a reason for that. The boy has a fantastic casual personal style. Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe attend the V music festival in England. Matt Smith wears...

Since the consensus on yesterday’s bag was that it was too boring, we’re throwing the least boring bags we can find at you. Happy now? From Christopher Kane’s  fall 2011 collection come his “Aqua” Gel-filled PVC clutches.   At least no one can call them...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the September 2011 issue of ELLE , photographed by Carter Smith and styled by T Lo personal favorite, Mr. Joe Zee. Let’s all form an Opinion Circle. [Burberry Cashmere Tunic] Julien Macdonald Fall 2011 Collection On getting support from Beyoncé on her...