Darlings, it’s been so long since we’ve done a Pairs Division post! It’s been a long, dry summer on the red carpet. Hit it, ladies: Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren attend “The Debt” screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. Jessica Chastain wears a Christian Dior...

Miss Kelly always gives us something to talk about, bless her. Kelly Rowland visits BET’s “106 & Park” in New York City in an Emma Griffiths dress paired with Christian Dior shoes; cuff by Vionnet and earrings and ring by Simone Smith. Emma Griffiths Spring 2011...

With John Galliano relegated to the sidelines on account of being an asshat, the designing duties for the Dior couture collection  fell to his former assistant, Bill Gaytten. The debut was not exactly a triumph. In fact, it was roundly panned, and rightly so. Gaytten defined his inspirations...

Since it’s Canada Day, let’s take a break from worshipping the British monarchy and check in with someone who (thankfully) has no decorum at all. Katy Perry celebrates the launch of her debut fragrance “Purr” at Sears in Toronto, Canada in a Christian Dior dress paired...

Christina Aguilera is on the cover of the July issue of W magazine, made up like Lady Gaga circa 2009, for some reason. W Magazine July 2011 Issue By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Daniele Duella & Iango Henzi Styled by Giovanna Battaglia Hair by Luigi Murenu for John Frieda Makeup by Tom...

Now look. Don’t get pissed at us for Fanning overload; that’s just how the celebrity world works. People who have projects coming out dominate the entertainment and fashion media in the months leading up to it and while the project is still selling tickets. So don’t blame us...

Current X-Men: First Class star Jennifer Lawrence poses and pouts for Marie Claire UK and proves to us that the girl has got it going on. Jennifer Lawrence featured in the July 2011 issue of Marie Claire UK “I understand I’m an actress and I have a job and I have to be in a...

We don’t pretend to know anything about the inner workings of the minds of either of these ladies, but man, they look like they really, really hate each other in these pictures. Marie Claire June 2011 Issue; Kate Hudson & Ginnifer Goodwin Kate Hudson on gaining 70 pounds during her...

Tits McHonkerboobs displayed her secondary sexual characteristics to an eager audience of millions of Vanity Fair readers. Because muppets weren’t enough for her. Vanity Fair June 2011 Issue Editorial: “Katy Perry’s Grand Tour” Photographer: Annie Liebowitz Stylist:...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Valentino Spring 2011 Couture Vogue Italia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Precious Glam” Model: Carmen Kass Photographer: Miles Aldridge Stylist: Alice Gentilucci Okay, so that last editorial we sent your way didn’t go over so well, according to the commentariat consensus....

  Rag & Bone Fall 2011 Collection Kittens, we are well aware of the likelihood of ony thinking “hippie chick” when one hears the word “poncho.” For ourselves,we have a hard time hearing “cape” and not thinking of either Liberace or Superman. Or...

  Roland Mouret Spring 2011 Collection Model: Kendra Spears (ELITE) US Vogue May 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Day at the Circus” Photographer: Peter Lindbergh Fashion Editor: Tonne Goodman Hair: Julien d’Ys Makeup: Stéphane Marais Wow, that cover is really awful. Without getting...

  Sharon Stone attends the Gorby 80 Gala at the Royal Albert Hall in London in a Christian Dior gown.     Oh, Sharon! There you are! Darlings, we wanted to start a W.E.R.Q. feature to salute the gals who finally, for once, got it right on the RC. “WERQ!” is what...

In light of John Galliano’s recent troubles, the Christian Dior show was a toned-down presentation, less dramatic than one would normally expect. This time, the theatricality that characterized Galliano’s shows was banned, and the proceedings were much more focused on the clothes....

Celebrity meltdowns aren’t exactly novel to the public. In fact, they’re pretty much ubiquitous at this point. When one celebrity meltdown runs its course (Mel Gibson), there’s another one ready to jump into the deep end of the crazy pool (Charlie Sheen) and keep tongues...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

  Rihanna attends The Brit Awards 2011 in London in a Christian Dior couture gown.   Christian Dior Fall 2010 Couture Model: Jac (IMG)   We really want to like this, but it’s just not working for us. Which is a shame, because Rihanna has shown a talent for wearing couture...

W Magazine March 2011 Issue Editorial: “Venus de Mila” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Craig McDean Styled by Alex White Hair by Paul Hanlon at Julian Watson Agency Makeup by Mark Carrasquillo for Art + Commerce “Venus de Mila” is a terrible pun and whoever came up...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...