Darlings, it’s time once again to objectify the men and force them into competing for our affections. Could there possibly be anything more wholesome, healthy, and life-affirming than that? Line up, boys, because the question that must be asked is about to be asked.   ¿Quién es más...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...