Christa B. Allen attends Academy of Television Arts and Sciences’ An Evening with “Revenge” in North Hollywood, California in a Georges Chakra couture dress. Georges Chakra Spring 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Goodness, we just hate to criticize a lady beaming a smile like that, knowing that her dreams of looking fabulous are about to be crushed. But we’ll do it anyway.   Christa B. Allen attends the 2013 Costume Designers Guild Awards in a Rafael Cennamo dress paired with Armani...

Christa B., that’s a really cute dress on you. Christa B. Allen attends the British Fashion Council Cocktail Party in West Hollywood, California in a David Koma dress paired with Chanel booties. David Koma Spring 2013 Collection But Christa B., booties don’t go with everything,...

Christa B. Allen attends the 2012 WSJ Magazine ‘Innovator Of The Year’ Awards in New York. Christa wore a Donna Karan bodysuit, DKNY high waisted pegged trouser pants paired with DKNY leather mesh ankle strap pumps and Fred Leighton jewelry.     [Photo Credit:...

Oh, sweetie! Your pretend gay uncles are so proud of you today! Your last couple attempts at public appearances had us quite concerned with your taste levels.   Christa Allen attends the celebration of Target’s 50th Anniversary in New York City in a Donna Karan dress paired with a...

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

We took one look at these pictures, smiled at each other, and started sharpening our claws.     Christa B. Allen attends the 4th Annual Los Angeles Haunted Hayride VIP Premiere Night in a Dress The Population bodysuit. Dress The Population ‘Beatrice’ Bodysuit Honey,...

  Ashley Madekwe and Christa B. Allen attend the NYLON September TV issue launch event in Beverly Hills, California. Darlings, if you’re anything like us – and really, you should be – then you are positively salivating for the return of the delicious Revenge to our TVs...

Poodles, we may as well be perfectly upfront about it: We’re featuring these pictures for purely selfish reasons.   Christa B. Allen attends the Disney Media Networks’ International Upfront in a Naeem Khan dress paired with Aperlai shoes. Clutch by Kotur. Earrings by Neil Lane....

Poodles, like many of you, we’re going through Revenge withdrawal and have resorted to vowing to DESTROY the guy who bags our groceries for not handling our eggs with respect. It’s not the same. Fortunately, we all have the “Revenge” panel at PaleyFest 2012, which...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

Darlings, it was the party to celebrate the launch of the  Marni and H&M collection in L.A.! And the celebrities showed up wearing…. Marni for H&M! Quelle surprise! Let’s see how they did without the benefit of stylists. Brace yourselves. Andrea Riseborough Oh, sweetie....

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...