Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Here’s your Mid-day Meat, kittens. It’s a little fuzzy today. Chris Evans featured in the May 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Shirt and Tie by Louis Vuitton. Jacket by Burberry Brit. Long johns by Jockey. Shirt by Burberry Brit. Pants by Polo Ralph...

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.   Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

The world can breathe a sigh of relief, for we finally all know who the Sexiest Man Alive is this year. Bradley Cooper Oh, whatever, People. The runners-up were the usual collection of mostly white guys who happen to be having, or are about to have, a very good year, career-wise. All very...

Hey, Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell! This is your moment, guys! A big-time superhero movie where one of you plays the title character and the other one plays the girl! All eyes are on you for, really, the first time for both of you! Photographers are at the ready and bitchy celebrity bloggers...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

Captain America, otherwise known as Chris Evans, is featured in the July 2011 issue of GQ magazine wearing Gucci and being subjected to a cringe-worthy “Dear Diary, I TOTALLY met Chris Evans today!!!!!” style of “interview.” Gucci Fall 2011 Collection On his initial...

[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.] Hit it, fellas! Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...