Before we drown in stately Cannes gowns, let’s take a moment to spend some time with someone who has considerably less grandiose ideas about style. Darlings, meet Ariadne:   Chloë Sevigny attends the ABSOLUT Elyx launch in New York City. Rodarte Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Lina...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Darlings, Meet Chloe.   Chloe Sevigny attends the GUESS Hotel pool party in Palm Springs, California. Chloe is an international film and television star with a reputation for wearing crazy outfits that delight celebrity fashion bloggers. After a day at Coachella, she’s about had it...

The gift that keeps on giving, keeps on giving. People, meet Minuet:   Chloë Sevigny out and about in Soho in New York. Minuet (real name: Meg) is a French (real hometown: St. Louis) beatnik living in Greenwich Village in 1961. A failed dancer due to her reliance on orthopedic footwear,...

Darlings, A new and highly unusual alter has reared its head. Meet Ruth-Ellen: Chloe Sevigny attends the screening of ‘The Wait’ during the 2013 SXSW Festival in Balenciaga. Balenciaga Printed Wrap Dress Ruth-Ellen time-traveled from her job at a feed store in Oklahoma in 1931 to...

Oh, we didn’t think Chloe could ever be this good to us, but Christmas has rolled around once again for T Lo. For the Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony Fall 2013 collection lookbook, Miss Chloe herself unveiled a whole boatload of new alternate personalities to model the line....

God, we love this woman.   Chloe Sevigny heads into restaurant for lunch in Los Angeles. Darlings, meet Pia. Pia is a Swiss performance artist, with a special focus on mime and puppetry. In the latter, she is world famous among the puppetry community, having won many prestigious...

Oh, YAY! Miss Chloe is helping us kick off the new year by revealing a new and heretofore-unseen alternate personality for us! Clap hands, darlings!   ‘American Horror Story’ star Chloe Sevigny goes out for a stroll in New York City. Meet Oscar. Oscar lives in a trash can and...

This dress is so ridiculous that we almost feel a Chloe’s Alters post is beside the point. But you know us; we’ll never miss an opportunity to meet another of Chloe’s alters. This one’s relatively straightforward.   Chloe Sevigny attends the premiere of...

Chloe let one of her alters out to attend the Paris shows, darlings!   Chloe Sevigny attends the Miu Miu Spring/Summer 2013 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in head-to-toe Miu Miu. Miu Miu Fall 2012 Collection Meet Muffy. Muffy is a New York socialite with a taste for the wild side....

We’re not quite sure which of her alters Chloe chose for the night, but one thing’s for sure: Chloë Sevigny attends The Cinema Society & Manifesto Yves Saint Laurent screening of ‘Lawless’ in New York City in a Versace Jeans Couture dress. Versace Jeans Couture...

Miss Chloe and her seemingly endless string of fashion alters is the gift that keeps on giving. Ladies? Take it away:   Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of Dazed and Confused Korea magazine photographed by Michael Schwartz and styled by Aeri Yun. Muriel is a bisexual snowboarder and...

Oh, THANK YOU, Chloe Sevigny. The world of celebrity style is a vast wasteland when the dog days of summer roll around, so you can imagine our gleeful cries when we saw that Miss Sevigny unveiled yet another of her fashion alters.   Chloe Sevigny out and about in Los Angeles. Meet Nancy....

T Lo obsession Chloe Sevigny landed herself the cover of OUT:   Top by Opening Ceremony. Underwear by Calvin Klein Underwear. Boxing handwraps and gloves by Everlast. Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of OUT magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Grant Woolhead....

Darlings, we CANNOT TELL YOU how thrilled we were to hear that Miss Chloe is the new face of Miu Miu. And what a bargain for the brand! With her MPD, they’re getting DOZENS of faces for the price of one! Let’s meet the first two!   Chloë Sevigny is the new face of Miu...

People! Another Sevigny alter has been spotted!   Chloe Sevigny out and about in the East Village in NYC. It’s Hansi, the slutty German tourist! Guten Tag! Hansi is thrilled to finally be walking down the sunny streets of New York panty-free, in her shortest skirt and sexiest...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Chloe’s back with another alter, you guys! It’s getting awfully crowded in there. She’s going to need a bigger head soon.   Chloe Sevigny attends the screening of “Damsels in Distress” in NYC in Opening ceremony. It’s Caress’s twin sister,...

Oh, YAY! Chloe Sevigny’s back on the red carpet and she’s got a new alter to show off! Let’s meet her.   Chloe Sevigny attends the Jeffrey Fashion Cares 2012 event in NYC in a Proenza Schouler ensemble. Proenza Schouler Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Liu Wen Meet Caress....

Fashion performance artist (and possible MPD sufferer) Chloe Sevigny works her special brand of magic once again in a salute to the world’s sex workers in the February 2012 issue of Interview magazine. Let’s meet the alters, shall we? Zhanya, Kiev, 29 years old. Specializes in...

We cannot tell you how thrilled we are to learn that Chloe Sevigny continues her red carpet performance art EVEN WHEN THERE ISN’T A RED CARPET. Let’s see who she’s playing today! Meet Lizbeth, a super-serious ’80s corporate lawyer. She’s all stern and buttoned up...