Oh, Miss Marion. We were so ready to compliment you on this and now we’re afraid we’re forced to withdraw our love (which TOTALLY isn’t as dirty as it sounds).   Marion Cotillard attends Maud Fontenoy Foundation Annual Charity Gala in a Christian Dior Top and Chloé...

She may not have won the big prize, but we’re ready to crown her the Queen of the night; from a style perspective, that is.   Naomi Watts attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in an Emilio Pucci dress accessorize with Neil Lane jewelry, Jimmy Choo shoes, and a Chloe clutch....

J Law, come on down. You’re the next contestant on The Dress is Wrong.   Jennifer Lawrence attends The Hollywood Reporter Nominees’ Night 2013 Celebrating The 85th Annual Academy Award Nominees in Beverly Hills, California in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model:...

This an almost perfect iteration of THE Katie Holmes look.   Katie Holmes attends the opening night performance of ‘The Other Place’ at the Manhattan Theatre Club in New York City in Chloé. It’s slouchy and intellectual, a bit Diane Keaton in Annie Hall crossed with...

Claire Danes unleashes her crazy eyes on the cover of Elle.   ‘Homeland’ star Claire Danes covers the February 2013 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee wearing a top by Just Cavalli and Cartier jewelry. On teenagers growing up in...

These may be the absolute best pictures of Miss Sienna we’ve ever seen:   Sienna Miller covers the January 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK magazine photographed by David Slijper and styled by Leith Clark. On giving birth: “It’s still the most surreal thing, that...

Darlings, in order to properly close out this incredibly dreary week (especially if you live on the east coast), let’s all indulge in some colorful opulence topped off with primo bitchface, shall we? Enjoy, kittens. L’Officiel Thailand November 2012 Issue Editorial: “Eastern...

This is adorable in a “going out to lunch with a friend” kinda way:   Rachel Bilson out to lunch with a friend in Los Angeles in a Rag & Bone dress paired with Rebecca Minkoff sandals and a Chloé bag. Rag & Bone Mercer Print Sleeveless Dress Chloé Elsie Square...

Darlings, here’s your fabulous for the day; an editorial so divine that it requires little by way of an introduction from us. We’ll only say two things here: WERQ that shit, Glamour Grannies! And, We hope you all got to soak your feet after it was over.   Jacket and necklace...

Hey Reese!   Reese Witherspoon out and about in Bel Air. Chloé ‘Angie’ Leather Handbag We know that we’ve said in the past that you top our Irrational Celebrity Hate list – and truth be told, your position hasn’t really shifted on the chart – but we...

This goes out to all the kittens who’ve written us to ask “How come you two bitches don’t cover Cat Deeley more? She dresses fabulously!” All right, then. You asked for it.   Cat Deeley attends the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Foundation’s 33rd...

Okay, roll your eyes at us for using the term “color story” un-ironically if you must, but: Florence Welch covers the January 2012 issue of Vogue UK magazine, photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Lucinda Chambers. The color story on this cover is gorgeous, isn’t it?...

Kittens, we feel an edict coming on. From now on, any stylist who thinks putting a starlet in Twiggy drag for an editorial is a good idea has to spend the next year working as a sales assistant in a Lane Bryant. It has been DONE, stylists. Time to find another icon. Dianna Agron featured in...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. Who better than you to get her diva on for Elle by wrapping herself up in fur and giving face? No one, darling. No one better than you. What becomes a legend most? This’ll do nicely. Yes, this will piss off the anti-fur advocates and we don’t...

We’ve secretly replaced your regular Olsen with the new Elizabeth Olsen with flavor crystals! Let’s see if anyone notices. Elizabeth Olsen attends screening of “Martha Marcy May Marlene” during 34th Annual Mill Valley Film Festival in top and skirt by Preen, Jacket by...

There is FINALLY a slight chill in the air outside the gates of T Lo Manor and you know what that means, don’t you, kittens? Or more accurately, kittens who don’t live in areas that are hot year-round. It means everybody excitedly breaks out the coats and the sweaters...

We have a slew of red carpet looks for today so we’re not even bothering with “In or Out” on this one. We just want to use it as a launching pad to discuss something else. Aren’t we clever little girls? Charlize Theron attend the HTC Serves Up NYC Product Launch in NYC...

Oh, Miss Livvie. You really have to stop this. We’d like to feature someone else on the red carpet, but you insist on showing up in these eminently discussable outfits every time. Clever girl. Olivia Wilde attends the 2011 VH1 Do Something Awards in a Chloé gown paired with Jimmy Choo...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, we feel as if we’ve presided over an epic red carpet tale that has unexpectedly ended in tragedy. Rosie-Huntington-Whitely has spent the summer making the most of Megan Fox’s bad attitude and running all over the world looking spectacular on red carpets in her place. We...

You guys, we feel a little funny. Red carpet superstar (in our minds, at least) Zoe Saldana is wearing a pretty dress WHICH IS POORLY ACCESSORIZED. Just when we thought we’d gotten Cate Blanchett semi-rehabilitated, another one drops from lack of fabuloxygen. Zoe Saldana arrives at The...