Let’s all use Charlize as a stand-in for all of life’s frustrations, shall we? It’s why God invented celebrities, after all. Think we’re being mean bitches? Consider this:   Charlize Theron out and about in West Hollywood, California in a Madewell lace t-shirt and...

Geez Louise, Charlize. We never thought we’d have to tell you of all people to take your hands out of your pockets. We know you’ve got the butch hair now and all, but we tend to reserve that one for the guys.   Charlize Theron attends the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards in Los...

Here’s how you can tell a celeb isn’t pretending that they don’t want their picture taken.   Charlize Theron hurries out of her hotel to run some errands around New York City. She doesn’t even try to show you the label on her bag. But Miss Charlize, you look so...

It’s like we always say: true style comes down to dress + wearer + venue. Charlize Theron attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Christian Dior couture gown paired with Harry Winston jewelry and Roger Vivier shoes. Which means that this dress is beautiful, but it’s another white...

This is how Charlize Theron looks when she shows up at her gym: Charlize Theron arrives at the gym in West Hollywood. Better than most of us did when we went to work this morning. Jesus Christ, Char. Are you trying to make us all feel bad about ourselves today? STOP BEING SO GORGEOUS. Is she...

Hotter-than-Georgia-asphalt stars Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron grace the cover of W, darlings. Excellent news for people who worship the genetically gifted, yes? Charlize is wearing a Dior Archive lambskin dress, LaCrasia Gloves gloves, and an Elsa Peretti for Tiffany & Co....

Don’t worry, Charlize. We’re not going to slam your outfit and the only thing we’re going to say about your baby is that he’s so cute it’s ridiculous.   Charlize Theron in Beverly Hills, California. Cardigan by Lynne Hiriak Crew Neck We don’t care if...

The very best thing about Charlize is that she can go back and forth between the persona of a cool chick (who seems like she’d be fun, just in her sweats, on a couch, with a bag of cheese curls on her lap, a wineglass in her hand, and a shitty movie on the TV) and a devastatingly,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

We would like to personally thank Charlize for wearing something so self-evidently wrong for her that we barely have to type another word.   Charlize Theron attends photocall for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ in Madrid in a Giambattista Valli dress accessorized with Christian...

Charlize takes another moment out of her busy schedule to remind the world that she is fierce as shit.  Charlize Theron covers the June 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Michelangelo di Battista and styled by Leslie Fremar in a dress by Salvatore Ferragamo.   And that she...

Darlings, gimmicky red carpets made up to look like lawns only make the stars who populate them look like they wildly overdressed for a graduation ceremony.   Charlize Theron attends the World Premiere of “Snow White And The Huntsman” in London in a Christian Dior couture...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Charlize is hotter than a Baptist church in August; we think we can all agree on that. Charlize Theron attends the CinemaCon 2012 Awards Ceremony in a Dion Lee dress. Dion Lee Fall 2012 Collection But ooooh, girl. We don’t know if even you can pull this one off. Its charms or lack...

You guys, Beyonce is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. This year. Next year, she will look exactly the same but not be considered the most beautiful. Such is the brutal world of being a highly lauded, overpaid celebrity. Beyonce named the World’s Most Beautiful Woman 2012 by People...

We keep putting Stella McC dresses up to a vote and y’all keep shooting them down. You guys REALLY don’t like her stuff, do you? Let’s try one more: Charlize Theron attends the premiere of “Prometheus” in Paris in a Stella McCartney dress. Stella McCartney Fall...

Charlize takes a moment to say, “Excuse me, world. You may have momentarily forgotten that I am fierce as shit.”   Charlize Theron covers the May 2012 issue of Vogue UK in a Versace dress and Jimmy Choo shoes, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier and styled by Lucinda...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

We may have to revise our term for gorgeous people who get free clothes and styling who nonetheless look like they put no effort in. We’ve dubbed such actions “Pulling a Jolie,” but there’s an argument to be made that we should consider calling it “Pulling a...