Blake Lively attends the Channel dinner hosted in her honor during Paris Fashion Week in Chanel, of course. Chanel Spring 2008 Couture Model: Sasha Pivovarova (IMG)         It’s quite the little space waitress dress, but she had to wear Chanel, of course....

  Florence Welch attends the Chanel dinner hosted in honor of Blake Lively during Paris Fashion Week in Chanel. Read the bolded part and weep, minions. Chanel Spring 2011 Collection Model: Inès de la Fressange (MARILYN) Lorenzo’s been wearing a hole in Tom’s ear playing her...

Chanel Spring 2011 Collection Marie Claire UK April 2011 Issue Photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath Darlings, after 2 solid days of red carpet crack, let’s all take a breather (and by “all,” we mean T and Lo) and just look at pretty pictures of a celebrity in non-cracky...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

An amuse-bouche before the tsunami of the Oscars red carpet, darlings.   Kristin Scott Thomas in Elie Saab spring 2011 It’s a lovely dress and she looks great in it, but we would have recommended different shoes and a rethinking of the hair because they both tend to age up the look...

W Magazine March 2011 Issue Editorial: “Venus de Mila” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Craig McDean Styled by Alex White Hair by Paul Hanlon at Julian Watson Agency Makeup by Mark Carrasquillo for Art + Commerce “Venus de Mila” is a terrible pun and whoever came up...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

We can’t help thinking there’s a message here we’re just not getting. For this collection, Lagerfeld took his inspiration from the artist Marie Laurencin; specifically, her portrait of Chanel herself.   Portrait de Mademoiselle Chanel Marie LAURENCIN (1883 – 1956) 1923...

  Vogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Jodie Foster attends the Armani Privé Haute Couture Spring 2011 Fashion Show  What a gorgeous and dramatic coat. What a chic “Parisian lesbian in the ’20s” hairstyle. What fabulous gams. When Jodie’s on, she’s really on. Kirsten Dunst attends the Chanel...

Numéro Tokyo January/February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Start Me Up” Photographer: Matthias Vriens-McGrath Model: Alessandra Ambrósio   Michael Kors Spring 2011 Collection Chanel Fall 2010 Collection/Thakoon Fall 2010 Collection Victor de Souza Fall 2010 Collection   ...

Because we’re, as one commenter noted, “hardcore,” we’re still looking at the latest issue of Vogue China. Specifically, an editorial entitled “The Magic of Colors.” We thought it would be fun and a little educational to see what fashion editors and...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

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Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

Darlings, suddenly everyone wants to show off their ladybits! What’s THAT all about? Roberto Cavalli, Vera Wang, Chanel Don’t hate us; we actually like the Cavalli. Oh, don’t get us wrong, if we saw someone actually wearing it we’d mutter “dirty whore”...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...