Diane tries on clothes and tells us about her life. T Lo form opinions on both and cast her in an imaginary movie. Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Diane Kruger featured in the October issue of InStyle UK Photographed by Ben Watts Styled by Amanda Bellan On her style: “I...

When we came across this editorial, we were all “Amber Valetta by Steven Klein for the September issue of W magazine? There’s your ‘Here’s your pretty for the day’ post locked up!” Ten seconds later… “Dear GOD. I’m going to have...

It’s late on Friday and we’ve thrown a lot of opinions at you today, so we’re just gonna let these gorgeous pics of Annie speak for themselves. Although we will say this (because not expressing an opinion about something is like not breathing to us): we’re totally...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...

Darlings, it was the premiere of “The Help,” held at The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, and the stars of the film were out in force. Y’know, we can’t really let an opportunity to express an opinion go by, and in the...

She always gives us something to talk about and we generally like her red carpet style, but we think Mila really nails it when she’s in less formal surroundings. Let’s go to the tape. No one under 30 has ever heard that last sentence un-ironically. Mila Kunis arrives at the Radio...

Doing up models to look like celebrity icons isn’t the most original idea in the world, but for at least half of this editorial for  Tatler’s August 2011 issue, photographer Robert Trachtenberg and fashion editor Anna Bromilow got a little creative. Rather than simply slapping on period...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

We fear we’re not going to be able to be objective about this one. Then again, we’re normally about as objective as your average cable news political pundit, so this is nothing new. After all, the tagline is “Fabulous & Opinionated,” not “Fabulous &...

Brace yourselves, kittens. It’s going to be one couture show look after another here at the T Lo International Celebrity Judging Institute today. Elle Fanning attends the Chanel Haute Couture Fall 2011 show in a head-to-toe look by Chanel, bien sur. Chanel Spring 2009 Couture...

She’s got that Cowboys & Aliens movie coming out (and the trailers look awful), so Olivia Wilde rummages through LA Times Magazine’s magic fashion closet and plays dress-up for their cameras. Valentino Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (WOMEN) Olivia Wilde in the July...

Annie gets to try out her English accent skills for her upcoming movie, so Harper’s did her all up like a 21st Century dolly bird for a cute editorial. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren Anne Hathaway featured in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar Photographed by...

It’s hot and sticky here, so we’re in the mood for a frigid blast of fierceness. Fabucreature Zoe Saldana gets her Zhivago on in the latest Harper’s Bazaar Russia and we love it all; the clothes, the model, the setting. We could do without the braid, especially since pairing...

Former romantic pair and current co-stars Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz smiled through gritted teeth while they poledanced for their little movie. Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake attend the premiere of “Bad Teacher” in New York City. Cameron Diaz is wearing a Chanel dress....

Tom has nerd depression this morning because the Green Lantern reviews are in and it’s one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year. Dammit. Lorenzo will try and temper him, but expect nerdrage to rear its ugly head in this post as Tom takes his nerd frustrations out on pretty people...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Darlings, it’s Chloe Sevigny! And she’s pouting and knock-knee’d and wearing a ton of clothes! Thank you, Mr. Jesus! THANK YOU! As devoted minions know, we have long suspected that “Chloe Sevigny” is actually a long-form piece of performance art in which the...

Darlings, we’ll be honest: a host of factors has made this Pain Week in the T Lo household and we’re cranky and popping a succession of pills. That’s the thing about being a gay blogging couple. Some days you’re Grey Gardens and some days you’re Valley of the...

Someone high up at the CW Network must have sent out a strongly worded directive. The stars all showed up for the network’s 2011 Upfronts at Lincoln Center in New York and none of them look disastrous. That’s statistically unlikely at best, when you have that many d-listers in one...

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...