Okay, the last dose of daily pretty weirded everyone out, so maybe this one will do the job. Pretty clothes and dream-like pictures. Also: weird sunglasses. Enjoy, darlings.   Vogue Italia March 2012 Editorial: “A Lady In Spring” Model: Marie Piovesan Photographer: Paolo...

Maybe we’ll start doing “mid-day fierce” posts to go along with the “end of the day pretty” posts. We’re thinking many of the Precious Unborn Fawns among our readers could do with a shot of fierce right around the time of day they start slumping. So in that...

Darlings, here’s your end-of-the-day shot of pretty. If you’re phobic about clowns, you might want to scroll quickly, however. But the clothes are gorgeous, we promise! Vogue Paris April 2012 – Haute Couture Model: Natasha Poly Photographer: Mario Sorrenti Stylist:...

Darlings, before we all dive into the deep end of the Project Runway finale pool tonight, let’s all take a moment and find our center. Here’s your pretty for the day, Kate Moss doing what Kate Moss does best: modeling couture at the Ritz Paris, for Vogue. J’ADORE the shot at...

Hey, whatever happened to Jessica Biel?   Jessica Biel featured in the April 2012 issue of W magazine photographed by Mikael Jansson and styled by Edward Enninful. Hair: Jimmy Paul for Bumble and bumble Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo.   IMDB informs us she’s got a number of things...

What is it with the Olsen girls and their apparent burning need to look like senior citizens? With the twins we can almost kindasorta explain it as a byproduct of growing up in the public eye since they were infants, but what’s Elizabeth’s excuse?   Elizabeth Olsen attends...

Rose Byrne makes us a little dizzy.   Rose Byrne attends the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Men and Women of 2012 in NYC in a Chanel dress paired with H. Stern jewelry and Brian Atwood pumps. Chanel Spring 2012 Collection Because on the one hand, we can NOT with that mushroom head. And also,...

Harper’s wants you to know that Mila Kunis is fabulous, no matter how wretchedly ancient she is.   Mila Kunis covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. Hair: Duffy for Sebastian Proffesional;...

It seems a little silly to say we’re ready for spring, since, where we are, winter still hasn’t quite arrived yet. But our internal clocks are longing for crocus shoots and longer days, so this editorial from Vogue Korea entitled “Spring Breeze” couldn’t be a...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Just a little reminder for the Project Runway All-Stars fans of what Schmeidi does for a living.   Project Runway All Stars host/judge Angela Lindvall cover the March 2012 issue of Vogue Mexico photographed by Jean-Francois Campos and styled by Sarah Gore Reeves in Chanel. Chanel Spring...

You guys! Jen really meant it when she said recently that she was going to shake up her style! Darlings, slapping her in the face a couple of times a month for the last couple of years actually WORKED! Who should we spend the next year slapping across the face? We only want to use our awesome...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Is it too early to declare the B&W getups to officially be a “thing” at the Paris Couture shows? Because Cameron was rocking them and now it appears that Diane is too. Let’s go to the tape.   Diane Kruger attends the Chanel Spring 2012 Couture Show. Chanel Pre-Fall...

Amanda Seyfried goes the big-hair-and-heavy-makeup route for W Korea. Amanda Seyfried featured in the February issue of W Korea magazine photographed by David Slijper.   Louis Vuitton Spring 2012 Collection   Chanel Spring 2012 Collection   The clothes look great, but that...

In a lot of ways, this really isn’t all that tough a look to pull off: Jessica Alba at CHANEL “Numéros Privés” Opening Night Party and Dinner in Las Vegas in Chanel, of course. Chanel Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Danielle Zinaich (IMG) But she looks pretty damn flawless. We...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

You guys, Madonna dressed her age and she didn’t instantly combust! Could she have learned her lesson? Probably not, because her spin on “A lady always wears gloves” is kind of hilariously wrong.   Madonna attends photocall for W.E in London. You will note that this...