Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...
Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana. Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her. Busy...
Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...