All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Catherine Zeta-Jones attends the premiere of ‘Side Effects’ in New York City in Michael Kors. [Photo Credit:...

Like many a queen, we just ADORE a good “rich bitch” look. And Miss Catherine is serving it all up on a silver platter.   Catherine Zeta Jones arrives at LAX. We are now firmly convinced they should reboot Dynasty and she should play Alexis. Is this not a perfect 21st C....

Oh, Cathy Z-J! We’re so proud of you, honey. Your last attempt on the RC was not well-received, but you’ve really turned it around with this one:   Catherine Zeta makes an appearance on the “Daily Show With Jon Stewart” in NYC in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired...

Oh, Miss Catherine. No, dear. No.   Catherine Zeta-Jones attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection Clearly, this isn’t working for us but we’re willing to...

She’s had the shittiest time of it lately, so we have to applaud CZJ for really pulling it together and showing the world when life gets tough, the tough put on really expensive dresses. Or something. Anyway, the point it is, the gal brought it and she’s taking it home with her....

  Catherine Zeta-Jones attends a Royal Investiture at Buckingham Palace, where she was presented with a CBE by Charles, Prince of Wales, in honor of services to the film industry and to charity. We heard about this getup before we saw it, in the manner of “OHMIGOD, did you guys SEE...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...