It’s probably not fair to make the Princess comparisons but since she ranks as one of the most privileged women in the world, we’re thinking she can bear the burden. Our point: This reminds us of early ’60s Princess Grace: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends an evening...

Good lord, Duchess Cathy has taken the Grandma Betty drag to a whole new level:   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the National Review of Queen’s Scouts at Windsor Castle in Berkshire in a Mulberry coat. Mulberry Mint Cotton Tweed Coat Serving up QEII circa 1968, bitches!...

This is so seriously, no-shit fucking cute that we think it should immediately inspire a Pregnant Cathy doll.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at the Emirates Arena in Glasgow in a Moloh coat. Moloh ‘Workers’ Coat Normally, if we’re saying a woman looks like a...

And now, darlings, the introduction of a brand new subset of internet commentary, and something that’s bound to get us a ton of google hits from people we probably don’t want to know… Royal Coat Porn. Ladies? Take a gander at a couple of Miss Cathy’s coats, since...

Since last she graced these pages not that long ago, Cathy Cambridge shared some news and then found herself attached to an oddly operatic/fairy tale kind of drama on the side, which threatened to tarnish the announcement. As such, does it really matter what we say about her dress? We know...

If we were Duchess Cathy’s Gays-in-Waiting, we would have ripped this dress right out of her hands the moment she expressed a desire to try it on.   Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge attends the official opening of The Natural History Museums’s Treasures Gallery at Natural...

Darlings, it’s going to be a bitch of a day ’round these parts. And by “these parts,” we mean the hotel room we woke up in this morning. Don’t worry; we planned on waking up in a hotel room; no one kidnapped us. We had one of those fun, “let’s have a...

Kittens, let’s start the day off with some Mrs. Cathy. Like us, Mrs. Cathy is feeling the nip of fall in the air and, probably like us, she excitedly dove into her stash of sweaters and cute little hats, giddy over the prospect of layering, which always means you can have more carbs in...

Oh, Mrs. Cathy! Don’t you and Bill look all modern and shit? Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrives at Honiara International Airport during their Diamond Jubilee tour of the Far East in Honiara, Guadalcanal Island. Catherine wore a Jonathan Saunders dress. Jonathan Saunders Pre-Fall...

Mrs. Cathy does it again.   Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend an official dinner hosted by Malaysia’s Head of State Sultan Abdul Halim Mu’adzam Shah of Kedah. Catherine wore an Alexander McQueen gown. That’s not only a gorgeous...

Is there a British version of “knocks it out of the park?” Something cricket-related, perhaps? Or having to do with tea? Anyway, the point is, Mrs. Cathy is goddamn sick and tired of dressing in boring little princess getups and wants to get her print on.   Catherine, Duchess...

So we hear there was some sort of thing over in London this weekend. Mrs. Cathy got all dolled up for the occasion.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the Olympic Games 2012 Opening Ceremony in London, England in a Christopher Kane coat dress. And boy, does she look HOT. Except we...

Cathy and Bill are feeling sporty today. We’d like to be bitchy (we ALWAYS like to be bitchy), but the fact of the matter is, they look good. Damn them. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge visit Bacon’s College in London, England. Catherine wore a...

Mrs. Cathy heard two bitchy queens from across the Atlantic complaining that she dresses too old for her age sometimes, and, after determining that she wouldn’t be allowed to have them beheaded, opted for shutting them up in less bloody ways.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge...