Oh, Miss Cat. No, dear. No. Pick another, more private moment to act out your “Papa, Don’t Preach” fantasies.   Cat Deeley attends the ‘Dukes Of Melrose’ launch in Los Angeles, California in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Julia...

Cat Deeley attends the WGSN Global Fashion Awards 2012 in a vintage Charlie Brear silk ivory 1930s dress from The Vintage Wedding Dress Company.       [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR...

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

People seem to loves them some Cat Deeley, because of all the “T Lo, why don’t you guys cover more of X?” requests, she tops the list. And while it’s true the lady does put the work in to remain fashionable and stylish, we never seem to be as in love with her efforts...

The Fox All-Star Party is far from a formal event. Not that we’ve ever been invited, but you can get a pretty good idea of what a party’s like by the way the people attending are dressed. We always got the impression it was a raucous, festive affair and that party dresses were de...

This goes out to all the kittens who’ve written us to ask “How come you two bitches don’t cover Cat Deeley more? She dresses fabulously!” All right, then. You asked for it.   Cat Deeley attends the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Foundation’s 33rd...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

Amanda Michalka in Georges Hobeika   The collar is too much, but we’re liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It’s like trompe l’oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem. Ashley Bell No. Get back in your limo, go home...