Darlings, the International Association of Hookers and Gold Diggers had their annual konvention in Hollywood! And the working girls all kame out to blow kisses at th– hang on. Oh. Sorry. This isn’t a kollection of hookers; it’s the Kardashian Klan and Friends at the launch...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...