Saoirse Ronan Double Shot Mar28

Saoirse Ronan Double Shot

Miss Saoirse is laying down her fashionista bona fides, bitches. Respect.   Saoirse Ronan attends a screening of ‘The Host’ at Tribeca Grand Hotel in New York City in a Proenza Schouler dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Proenza Schouler Pre-Fall 2013...

Diane Kruger in Carven + Vanessa Bruno

Diane Kruger visits ‘Extra’ to promote her new movie ‘The Host’ at the Grove in Los Angeles in a Carven cropped top paired with a Vanessa Bruno leather skirt and Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin ‘Miyousra’ Pump     [Photo Credit:...

Zoe Saldana in Carven Mar14

Zoe Saldana in Carven

We’re apparently in a bad shoe mood today. It’s up to you to decide if “bad” modifies “mood” or “shoe.” Zoe Saldana attends the 2nd Annual 25 Most Powerful Stylists Luncheon hosted by The Hollywood Reporter and Jimmy Choo in New York City in a...

Kerry Washington Double Shot Dec06

Kerry Washington Double Shot

Miss Kerry has got it going on with both these looks, proving she’s got what it takes to be considered a true fashionista: the ability to work totally different looks and make it seem like she was born to wear them. First up: The High Fashion Bitch Look: Kerry Washington attends The...

Keira Knightley at LAX Nov13

Keira Knightley at LAX

Let’s take a short break from the crack-on-display that is the Twilight red carpet and bow down to Miss Keira, who looks utterly exhausted and annoyed, yet still more put-together than any of those Twi-gals:   Keira Knightley goes through TSA as she prepares to depart LAX (Los...

In or Out: Miranda Cosgrove in Juicy Couture & Carven Aug16

In or Out: Miranda Cosgrove in Juicy Couture & Car...

Somebody tried to do some clever pairing here, but we question whether it works. Miranda Cosgrove attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles, California in Juicy Couture plaid sleeveless top with a black leather circle skirt by Carven. Shoes by...

Emma Stone in Carven Jun26

Emma Stone in Carven

Good morning. Attached please find your Recommended Daily Allowance of Stone. Failing to consume your RDA of Stone will cause dropsy, rickets, and miner’s cough, rendering you pretty much unlovable. Just look at the pictures, okay?   Emma Stone lights The Empire State Building in...

Jessica Chastain in Carven Jun08

Jessica Chastain in Carven

We thought this looked absolutely adorable when we first glanced at it, but it’s turning out to be a “good on paper” look.   Jessica Chastain makes an appearance on “Live! With Kelly” in New York City in Carven. Carven Fall 2012 Collection Which isn’t...

Zooey Deschanel in Carven May15

Zooey Deschanel in Carven

Zooey, sweetie, we don’t know which queen did your makeup for this event, but you should take him out back and have him whipped. Zooey Deschanel attends 2012 Fox Upfronts Programming Presentation Post-Show Party in Carven. Carven Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Alice Cornish (MARILYN)...

Fall 2012 Trends: Velvet Mar23

Fall 2012 Trends: Velvet

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan12

People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Elle Fanning for Teen Vogue Dec30

Elle Fanning for Teen Vogue

Darlings, let’s all start the day off with some fresh-faced pretty. And you don’t get much more fresh-faced than Elle Fanning. We, along with some of our Bitter Kittens, have been mostly critical of how she’s been dressed for her public appearances, but leave it to Teen...

Kirsten Dunst for T Style Magazine Oct19

Kirsten Dunst for T Style Magazine

Kirsten sits down and smiles for Terry Richardson in some truly great outerwear. Yves Saint Laurent peacoat, $5,590. Louis Vuitton top, price on request. “60′s Going on 30″ in The New York Times Style Magazine Photographed by Terry Richardson Styled by Sara Moonves Hair by...

In or Out: Anne Hathaway in Carven Aug10

In or Out: Anne Hathaway in Carven

Look, we’re not as harsh as the characters we play on the internet. Really. It’s not like we think everyone needs to go around in perfectly hemmed pants and stylishly accessorized outfits all day, every day. But if there’s one overriding idea behind this little blog,...

Chloë Moretz in Carven Jun03

Chloë Moretz in Carven

Darlings, the sun is shining, we’ve had our coffee, we’re chained to our desks for the day, ready to work, so let’s start off by kicking a little girl. Chloë Moretz attends The Royal Academy of Arts’ Summer Exhibition Preview Party in London in a Carven dress. Carven...

V Magazine: New Direction Editorial Jan10

V Magazine: New Direction Editorial

Coming up next. V MAGAZINE issue #69 Editorial: “NEW DIRECTION” Photography by Peter Funch Styling by Catherine Newell-Hanson Featured fashion by Marco De Vincenzo, Louise Gray, Michael Van Der Ham, Meadham Kirchhoff, J.W. Anderson, Felipe Oliveira Baptista, Graeme Armour, Pedro...