Yesterday was a Hindenberg-level debacle of fashion carnage ’round these parts, so it’s nice to end the week with a bunch of looks that don’t piss our eyes off. We kinda love this:   Dakota Fanning attends the “Orphans” Broadway opening night in New York...

Jennifer Garner attends the 65th Annual Directors Guild of America Awards in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Cartier jewelry and a Ferragamo clutch and sandals. Antonio Berardi Resort 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

We haven’t judged Miss Annie in a while and since this is an eminently judgable look, we feel the need to give her the attention her ongoing poledance demands. Although truthfully, doesn’t it feel like she’s pulled back on the reins in the last couple of weeks? We suspect...

Okay, let’s start with the good parts before we get to the bitchin’ and the moanin’.   Dakota Fanning attends the ‘Very Good Girls’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in Louis Vuitton. Shoes By Azzedine Alaïa. Jewelry by...

Oh, GURL.   Jennifer Lawrence attends People’s Choice Awards 2013 in a Valentino couture dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood diamond-encrusted black satin pumps, and Cartier jewelry. Valentino Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Fei Fei Sun (ELITE) Cartier Caresse D’Orchidées...

Claire Danes unleashes her crazy eyes on the cover of Elle.   ‘Homeland’ star Claire Danes covers the February 2013 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee wearing a top by Just Cavalli and Cartier jewelry. On teenagers growing up in...

Naomi Watts attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in a Roland Mouret gown paired with Cartier jewelry and Louis Vuitton sandals. Cartier ‘Panthère’ bracelet Cartier ‘Panthère’ earrings Louis Vuitton Florida Sandal    ...

GURL! Alicia Keys attends the Keep A Child Alive’s Black Ball Redux 2012 in New York City in an Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Cartier jewelry. Love that color on you, love that shape on you, love the shoulders, love the hair, love the makeup. We don’t even like chokers, but...

We have to admit, we laughed our asses off at this: Kristen Stewart attends The Variety Studio: Awards Edition in Los Angeles, California. A.L.C. Jesse V Neck Tee. Juicy Couture Eton Pants. Cartier Juste Un Clou Nail Bracelet. Cole Haan Breslyn Monkstrap Shoes. Girlfriend simply has not one...

Y’know, we were never really on the Brad Pitt Love Train. Sure, he’s a very good-looking man, but he never really did it for us, in terms of pants-moving. Still, even we were appalled at how bad he looks here.   Brad Pitt is featured in the October/November 2012 issue of...

You know how we always say, “Darlings, here’s a pretty boy for you to get over the hump today?” Well, to hell with that, GQ is serving up MAN. Coat, $2,295, shirt, $295, tie, $155, and pants, $495, by Ralph Lauren Black Label. Pocket square, $40 by Polo Ralph Lauren. Tie...

Look, we know you’ve been getting slammed in the face with a lot of JGL lately, but boys and girls? There’s not a chance in hell you’re going to complain about this one. Unless you have a dark soul or poor vision, that is.     Joseph Gordon-Levitt covers the...

From now until the Spider-movie opens nationwide, this blog will be renamed “Fuck Yeah Emma Stone.”  We will be uploading a new banner shortly. All registered commenters will have to change their username to something with the words “Emma” or “Stone” in it;...

Elizabeth Banks and Chris Pine attend screening and after-party of “People Like Us” in New York City.  Elizabeth Banks wore an Elie Saab dress paired with an Edie Parker clutch, Pierre Hardy sandals and Cartier Jewelry. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Collection Chris Pine wore Brunello...

Is Emma’s team just fucking with her? Is there some sort of Gaslight scenario going on behind the scenes, with evil queens slowly driving her mad by pushing her out in front of cameras looking slightly ridiculous? Emma Stone attends the ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ premiere in...

This is the kind of dress that we shouldn’t like but wind up doing so and we can’t figure out if it’s because the dress is truly spectacular or the wearer is working the hell out of it.   Zoe Saldana attends the 2012 CFDA Fashion Awards in a Prabal Gurung gown paired...

We have to say, it’s been quite a month for the red carpet. We don’t know what’s in the air, but it’s causing a lot of celebrities to hit the RC looking very, very good. In fact, some of them are reaching personal bests in red carpet appearances. We’re getting a...

Darlings, the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards were held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! And there are people whose dresses we have yet to criticize! Yeehaw!   Carrie Underwood in an Abed Mahfouz gown paired with Oscar de la Renta Shoes Ugh. Boring as hell....

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

His last attempt at an editorial was deeply disappointing, but Ewan is back in fine form for the January 2012 issue of GQ magazine, wearing the clothes he was born to wear and looking damn cute in the process. We’ll take one of everything. And we do mean everything. This makes up for...

For its November issue, Elle magazine got a bunch of Hollywood legends, current stars, and up-and-comers to sit down for their cameras and bring out their inner supermodels. Everyone looks great, but Babs, Michelle, Viola and Freida really stand out. We’re sorry to say Evan Rachel Wood...