Carrie Underwood tries her best for Marie Claire.   Carrie Underwood covers the June 2013 issue of Marie Claire magazine in a Michael Kors dress photographed by Regan Cameron.   Lengths she’ll go to for good TV: “We have The Walking Dead nights on the tour bus. At one...

Oh, Miss Carrie. This would have looked so pretty without the honky-tonk hair.   Carrie Underwood attends the 2013 Academy of Country Music Awards in a Naeem Khan strapless draped gown in peony print gazar with a black gazar belt accessorized with a Jimmy Choo clutch and David Yurman...

Country Barbie strikes again.   Carrie Underwood attends the Country to Country Festival in London, England. It’s not really our thing, this look. It’s not bad at all and if she was a perky working gal sporting this, we’d silently applaud her efforts to look put...

Carrie Underwood attends the Nashville GRAMMY Nominee Party at the Loews Vanderbilt Hotel in a Diane von Furstenberg mini skirt paired with Stella McCartney shoes. Diane von Furstenberg Elley Mini Skirt Stella McCartney Shiny Starlets Glitter Pump     [Photo Credit: Wireimage,...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Yeehaw, bitches! It was the 46th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, Tennessee and the ladyfolk got themselves all gussied up! Hit it, ladyfolk!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra It’s … okay. Actually, it’s kind of pretty (although that bodice is way overworked), but...

Brace yourselves, darlings. This rockets past “scrolldown fug” and goes straight for “scrolldown WHAT THE FUCK?”   Carrie Underwood attends the BMI/ASCAP # 1 party for “GOOD GIRL” at the CMA offices in Nashville, Tennessee. That is…   Those...

Y’know, we should, by all rights, think this is tacky:   Carrie Underwood performed at NBC Studios in New York City for the ‘Today Show’ in a top by Alice + Olivia and shorts by 7 For All Mankind paired with B Brian Atwood booties. Alice + Olivia Elenora Sequined Long...

Minions, here is your assignment: Explain what it is we’re looking at here:   Carrie Underwood at album launch in London. Because it’s so odd that it’s shorting out our brains. We’re having a total “man who mistook his wife for a hat” perceptual issue...

Darlings, the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards were held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! And there are people whose dresses we have yet to criticize! Yeehaw!   Carrie Underwood in an Abed Mahfouz gown paired with Oscar de la Renta Shoes Ugh. Boring as hell....

Color us SHOCKED, darlings. Carrie Underwood attends the Nordstrom Symphony fashion show at the Schermerhorn Symphony Center in Nashville in an Oscar de la Renta dress. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski Because we normally hate what she wears in public and we...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Hit it, Cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood in Maria Lucia Hohan Apparently, she felt the need to make sure all eyes were on her ankles that night. We think those shoes are interesting but this was not the outfit that called for their deployment. She’s colorless from the tip of her head...

That’s right, bitches. Part ONE. There were too many cowboys and cowgirls to fit into just one post. So let’s get our yeehaw on and start judging!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra Very pretty and polished, but we have a complaint, of course. Bad enough she picked a dress that...

Darlings, it was the 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and we’re struck by how there were 58 previous installments and yet we’ve never heard of them! Hit it, cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood It’s a little too Kardashian Kollection at Sears, but it’s not a bad dress....

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time. Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

M.I.A. in Manish Arora Spring 2009 M.I.A. in House of Holland Spring 2009 Such a demure young lady, basking in the glow of impending motherhood. To be perfectly blunt (and a little serious) when we see celebrities that dress like this, our only thought is “Her self esteem must be in the...