It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...

Lynda Carter attended the American Ballet Theatre’s 2011 Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City in Carolina Herrera and you bitches better be nice to her. She is a goddess and a gay icon and she is eons beyond our bitchy classifications of IN or OUT.  In fact, we...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

  Cynthia Nixon attends City Harvest’s 17th Annual “An Evening of Practical Magic” in New York City in Carolina Herrera.   Carolina Herrera Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anna Selezneva     At first we thought this looked a little boxy on her, but the more...

Carolina Herrera silk-faille blouse and pencil skirt. Yves Saint Laurent belt. “Lady Be Good” with Amber Valleta and her son Auden McCaw Vogue, March 2011 issue Photographed by Steven Klein Styled by Camilla Nickerson Photographed on location at the Butterfly House, Carmel, CA. We...

  Mariska Hargitay attends the Museum of the Moving Image Salute to Alec Baldwin in New York City in a Carolina Herrera dress and we are once again amazed at the endless ways celebrities are constantly paying tribute to one another.   Carolina Herrera Spring 2011 Collection Model:...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Darlings, Sunday night is Hollywood’s Prom, the Academy Awards. And you know how it is with proms: yours were always less extravagant and more wholesome than the ones those awful kids are having today. And what’s with all these pre-prom parties? Why, in our day, we were lucky to...

Big fashion day for us tomorrow, kittens. Must get beauty sleep. Here are your talking points.   Mark Indelicato continues to impress us with his fashionbaby styling. Rosemary Ponzo is a big bag of crazy. Christina Hendricks looks really cute. Gabrielle Union is rocking that yellow...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

Cynthia Nixon attends the 9th Annual JIC GEM Awards with Kay Jewelers at Cipriani 42nd Street in New York City in Carolina Herrera.          We think she has a tendency toward looks that are too fussy for her to pull off. This is a major step in the right direction,...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

Darlings, there’s so much shit to talk about! Dresses, dresses, dresses! How are we ever going to get it all done this week? We’re just going to have to let go and let God, kittens. Plus, vodka. Hit it! Marisa Tomei in Atelier Versace That’s a lot of dress, perhaps too much...

Darlings, the fashion week festivities kicked off today with Tim Gunn hosting The National Heart Lung and Blood Institutes Red Dress Fashion Show. “On February 13, 2009, The Heart Truth will bring the Red Dress to life once again on the runway at New York Fashion Week with the debut of...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...