Okay, kids. Daddy and Papa are fighting again. We’re going to try not to examine too closely the fact that we’re fighting over Ivanka Trump, because we’re afraid that says some very unpleasant things about our marriage. After all, when was the last time you and your spouse...

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

We adore Emily, so our bitchfest at her for wearing the wrong lip color the other day left us weary and heartbroken. Okay, no; not really. But we did take a look at these pics and clapped (not really, either) because it meant she could return to our good graces. Because nothing ruins an...

  Diane von Furstenberg Is it time, ladies? Has the stench of Gypsy Rose Lee and Miss Piggy been washed away?  Is it time for the long-maligned opera glove to come back to the world of fashion? Alexander Wang, Antonio Berardi, Betsey Johnson Carolina Herrera, Chanel, Christian Dior Diane...

We want to like this dress more than we do and we’re not quite sure why.   Olivia Wilde attends the Empire Film Awards 2012 in London in a Carolina Herrera dress paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch. Carolina Herrera Spring 2012 Collection/Model:Jac Jimmy Choo ‘Candy’ Clutch...

Hit it again, attention hos!   Adam Lambert Cleans up well.   Ahna O’Reilly in Randi Rahm Kinda disco-meets-geometry fabulous.   Anne Heche in Dolce & Gabbana Not a bad gown, but it’s a little limp and sad-looking. And the color’s not her friend.  ...

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

Sometimes a gal just wants some uncomplicated pretty in her life.   Jessica Alba attends V-Day Cocktails and Conversation with Eve Ensler in West Hollywood, California in a Carolina Herrera dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps, Jimmy Choo clutch, Vhernier earrings, and a Gray Gallery...

Carolina Herrera may be justifiably known for her elegant, dramatic gowns – and certainly there is no lack of them here – but it was the quieter pieces and separates that held our attention this time. As impeccable as any of her gowns, the jackets, coats, skirts, and cocktail...

Since her BAFTAs red carpet appearance had us shrieking in horror, let’s do Christina a solid and show her looking slightly less crazy. Christina Hendricks attends the ELLE Style Awards 2012 in Carolina Herrera. We….think? We like this? No matter what, it’s refreshing to see...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

We just have to give her an “attagirl” for this one.   Emmy Rossum makes an appearance on Live With Kelly in a Carolina Herrera dress paired with Carla Amorim earrings, an Ippolita bangle and Christian Louboutin sandals.   You can’t really see it that well in the...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

Does Annie Leibovitz just cart all celebrities out to the same small stretch of beach to take pictures now? Can she no longer afford studio space? At least she didn’t destroy any gowns this time. Meryl Streep covers the January 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie...

We’ve never had to do two of these in one day, but we think you’ll agree this was an emergency. Because, Girl? Noomi Rapace attends the “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” European Premiere in a Carolina Herrera gown. Carolina Herrera Resort 2012 Collection THAT IS...

We’ve been slinging some strongly stated opinions at you with the “In and Out” posts lately, so we thought we’d give someone else a chance to hold the spirit stick for a while and not impose ourselves on this one. We’re not feeling strongly about it one way or...

Why, Miss Uma. Do you have a new lease on life? A new stylist? A newfound understanding of the importance of turning it out when you know you’re going to get your picture taken? Because, girl… Uma Thurman attends the 2011 Golden Heart Awards at the Skylight SOHO on October 19,...

As always with the Bridal collections, we’re just putting this one out there for discussion. We’re, quite obviously, neither the market nor really the “audience” for this kind of collection and we find that the ladies will always have far more firmly held (and...

Julianna Margulies, as always, has her shit together. Julianna Margulies outside of the “Late Show with David Letterman” studios in New York in Carolina Herrera. Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Audi What’s great about Julianna from a style perspective is...