Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Because every gal deserves an “Attagirl” when she – finally, and against all odds – gets it (mostly) right.   Julianne Hough attends EIF Women’s Cancer Research Fund’s 16th Annual ‘An Unforgettable Evening’ presented by Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly...

Carolina Herrea Spring 2014 Bridal...

Vera Farmiga attends the premiere of ‘Bates Motel’ in West Hollywood, California in Carolina Herrera dress accessorized with a Kotur clutch. Carolina Herrera Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

    Carolina Herrera added a slight 1940s flair to this, her fall 2013– You know what? We’re just gonna shut up. Here’s your Pretty of the Day, darlings. Go fantasy shopping. Make up events in your life that will require you to wear hooded gowns. Pretend everyone...

Camilla Belle attends The Art of Elysium 6th Annual ‘Heaven’ Gala Black Tie Charity Gala in Carolina Herrera. Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Emiley Schweich/PR Photos,...

We have a new mission in life. It’s to get people to stop referring to curtains and couches every time a star wears a floral. It’s silly; as if florals can only be used for such things. And it’s so limiting, because that kind of criticism directly results in lady stars...

Nothing sells a look like total confidence. Miss Emmy is positively brimming with “I look FABULOUS.”   Emmy Rossum attends 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in a Carolina Herrera gown. Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2013 Collection And she really does. A beautiful gown topped off...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

  With celestial motifs as her starting point, Carolina Herrera offered up a pre-fall 2013 collection loaded with dark, rich colors to evoke the night sky, beautiful florals and prints in unusual colors and even some bold houndstooths. The result is luxurious, feminine, and very, very...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Darlings, we don’t know what this event actually is, but anything that calls itself a “Night of Stars” is instantly going to get our attention. Let’s judge some of them.     Kelly Ripa in Carolina Herrera It’s pretty, if a little drab-looking for...

Christina seems very pleased with herself. ‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks and her husband Geoffrey Arend at The Pikey in Hollywood, California. Perhaps because she recycled a dress that we didn’t hate the first time she wore it. Oh, we had quibbles – and still do...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

There are rarely any surprises in a Carolina Herrera show. Like Oscar de la Renta, she is a sturdy, mountainous, immoveable figure in fashion; one who can be relied upon to consistently reinforce old school femininity and glamour and turn out beautiful collections filled with beautiful...

Jessica is a very busy woman, running all over New York, and she doesn’t have time for your silly picture-taking. Let’s assess her.   Jessica Alba out and about in New York City in an Elle Lauri skirt paired with Ralph Lauren platform sandals. Elle Lauri ‘Carrie’...

Tsk. A really great dress paired with some unfortunate accessories choices. Kittens, isn’t that always the way? Olivia Munn attends screening of ‘The Babymakers’ at the Silent Movie Theatre in LA in a Carolina Herrera dress. What a great little summer dress. How refreshing...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Despite its long history and reputation for sartorial splendor, there’s a problem facing ladystars who attempt to make a day of it at the Kentucky Derby. You can dress in derby-appropriate attire, or you can have your picture taken on the red carpet. You can’t really do both...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day – and if you don’t think it’s pretty, we don’t know how to help you. We LOVE this collection. Of course we would. Carolina took her inspiration from the legendary photographs of Cecil Beaton and the resultant looks are...