We fear the Bitter Kittens are going to claw our furniture and pee on our rugs for giving out two WERQs in one day for granny panty gowns, but y’all are just gonna need to settle down. Because look:   Solange Knowles attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’...

We’ve always been big fans of the Audreybot, but there comes a point where you can predict what you’re going to see before you see it. It’s almost always a black, white or black-and-white outfit, accompanied by a vacant, wide-eyed stare, finished off with a wide-legged...

Isla Fisher attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in an Oscar de la Renta silk-chiffon, lace and tulle gown from the Spring 2013 Bridal collection paired with Bulgari Heritage Collection jewelry. Oscar de la Renta...

Well, DAMN.   Paz Vega attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roberto Cavalli crystal-embroidered gown paired with a Ferragamo clutch and pumps. It’s Cannes, darlings. There’s a long history of...

Credit-where-it’s-due time, darlings.   Lana Del Rey attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a gown by Austrian designer Lena Hoschek paired with Chopard jewelry. Lena Hoschek Spring 2013 Collection We...

Oh please.   Florence Welch attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Miu Miu. Miu Miu Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Sam Rollinson (WOMEN) Girl, come ON. We fully support the flying of the Flo Freak Flag, but...

Carey Mulligan attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior couture gown paired with Tiffany & Co. jewelry.       [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Geez. Maybe we shouldn’t front-load the day with so much breathtaking fabulosity. Then again, you’ll all be sick of it by the time Cannes is all over, so we might as well indulge now.   Fan Bingbing attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere...

Clear the carpet, peasants. Miss Lady is walking.   Nicole Kidman attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior couture strapless gown paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Christian Dior Spring 2013...

Audrey Tautou attends photocall during 2013 Cannes Film Festival in a Red Valentino dress paired with Prada pumps. RED Valentino Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

WE LOVE YOU, EWAN!!!!!!!    Ewan McGregor onstage at the Closing Ceremony during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Neil Barrett black jersey tuxedo with silk rever from the Fall 2012 Tuxedo Collection. Neil Barrett Fall 2012 Collection [similar looks] We really do. We turn into...

Minions with especially good memories might recall that we recently told Nicole Kidman to go to hell for adding to the string of near-perfect ladystar looks coming out of Cannes this month. Also: this. Certainly, as bitchy fashion bloggers, we support any ladystar who gets it right, but, also...

Reese still tops our Irrational Celebrity Hate List, but we’ve gotta give the girl some props. Lately, she’s been killing it with the maternity looks and offering a Master Class on how the prego ladystar should dress for public appearances. Reese Witherspoon attends...

Julianna, you are instantly OUT for not bringing your gorgeous husband along for these pics. Julianne Margulies attends “Cosmopolis” Premiere during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in a Reed Krakoff gown paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Jimmy Choo ‘Vamp’ Cross-Strap...

Since the American Bitter Kittens are, like us, woozy and bleary-eyed after a long holiday weekend, let’s ease into our work week with something soothing and fabulous for the soul, shall we?    Diane Kruger attends the Closing Ceremony and “Therese Desqueyroux” premiere...

Well, Bella, it didn’t take you long, did it?   Bella Heathcote attends the “Killing Them Softly” Premiere After Party in a Chanel couture gown. Chanel Fall 2009 Couture Collection Are we wrong here? We don’t think so. On the model, the dress looks dramatic and...

We have to say, it’s been quite a month for the red carpet. We don’t know what’s in the air, but it’s causing a lot of celebrities to hit the RC looking very, very good. In fact, some of them are reaching personal bests in red carpet appearances. We’re getting a...

Oh, Miss Ki. You are so on a fashion high lately. You better pay that stylist a nice fat bonus. Kirsten Dunst attends the premiere of “On The Road” at Cannes in a Christian Dior gown paired with Louis Vuitton bag and jewelry. Christian Dior Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Louis Vuitton...

Okay, first off: this is probably one of our favorite Kluminator looks ever. Heidi Klum attends the ‘The Paperboy’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karolina Kurkova She looks stunning, no? Excellent...

DIVA MAGNIFICA:   Kylie Minogue attends the premiere of ‘Holy Motors’ during the Cannes Film Festival in a Dolce&Gabbana gown.   When you’re a diva, sometimes a gold sequined gown and your very best shapewear are all you need to attain goddess-hood. You WERQ that shimmer,...

We tease K Stew a lot for being a grumpy girl most of the time, but there’s a reason designers scramble over each other to get her to wear their wares. Kristen Stewart attends the ‘On The Road’ Premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Balenciaga. Balenciaga...