Sometimes, we look at some ridiculously privileged celebrity and start clucking at them like worried gay uncles because of their poor choices. In other words, we looked at these pics and before we could stop ourselves, an “Oh, SWEETIE” escaped from our lips.   Mia Wasikowska...

Ever since Miss Salma married that French billionaire (attagirl), she’s been forced to go out in public wearing clothes from the design houses his company owns, which means she’s been forced into clothes that don’t always suit her. She’s not really built for the more...

So Lorenzo was all, “We have to feature a couple of Eva Longoria looks,” and Tom was like, “Really? Because she bugs,” and then Lorenzo got all kinds of, “Everyone is talking about her gowns and we should have an opinion,” so Tom goes,...

Amelia Pond, we luvyatadeth and we will cry like little baby girls when you leave Doctor Who, but that does not mean we can go easy on you now, dear.   Everything’s fine – or as fine as a sheer skirt over a mini can get – until you hit the ankles. No way do those...

Miss Fan may just come home from Cannes with more WERQs than any other attendee. And as we all know, superstars from around the world flock to Cannes just so that we can assess their outfits and render our judgments. This look may not be as “Ohmigod, my eyes are coming!” gorgeous...

Far be it for us to offer any advice to the Acid Queen here, since she looks like she can kill us with her brain, but there’s a detail or two here that bother us.   Jada Pinkett Smith attends the Women In Film celebration at the 65th Cannes Film Festival in a Paco Rabanne dress....

Miss Marion gets as French as she can possibly get, wearing Dior Couture on the French Riviera, at Cannes. She should’ve worn a beret and stuck a baguette down the front of her dress to complete the picture. We’re all about tacky, reductive national pride here at T Lo Opinions,...

Darlings, let’s pit Freida Pinto against her nemesis, who for the purposes of this experiment, we will call Schmeida Schminto. First, Freida: Freida Pinto attends the Opening Ceremony and screening of “Moonrise Kingdom” at Cannes in a Michael Angel gown paired with Chopard...

We’ve been bitching a lot lately (as is our nature) about those dusty, mauve-y pinks that have been showing up on the red carpets, but from where we’re sitting, this is exactly the kind of pink that works best when you want a toned-down pink: Jessica Chastain attends opening...

Every single damn thing about this look is so fabulous that you may go into fierce overload if you look at these pictures for too long. We suggest focusing on one item at a time; first, the stunning dress; then, the amazing jewelry and bag; and finally, the hair, which is so nuclear-grade...

Since Miss Diane is one of the judges at Cannes this year, for the opening ceremony, she decided on full-on Aphrodite drag: Diane Kruger at the Opening Ceremony and screening of ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ during the 65th Cannes International Film Festival. Diane Kruger wore a Giambattista...

Hmmm. We hate to say this about an instance of Tilda really bringing it, but … well, look for yourself: Tilda Swinton attends opening ceremony and ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a dress designed by favorite designer Haider...

Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.   Jane Fonda attends opening ceremony during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Chopard diamond earrings and ring from the Animal World collection. Atelier Versace Fall...

It appears that Diane has decided that Cannes is the perfect place to say, “Fuck that ‘fashionista’ bullshit. I’ma make you WANT this.”   Diane Kruger at Feature Film Jury Photocall during the 65th Annual Cannes in a Versus dress paired with Jimmy Choo...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it’s time for the Cannes Film Festival again, which means we’ll be bringing you the very latest in attention-seeking celebrities in front of cameras! Let’s start with a boy, because something about the sea air of the French Riviera brings out the best...