Fifty-five, bitches. And telling you all to suck it.   Sharon Stone attends the premiere of ‘Behind The Candelabra’ during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Roberto Cavalli. It’s just a tiny bit much, but not so bad that it makes us purse our lips and arch our...

Jessica Chastain attends the premiere of ‘Behind The Candelabra’ during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Versace white gown with cape accessorized with a sapphire and diamond sautoir and ring by Bulgari from Elizabeth Taylor’s personal jewelry collection. Sapphire and...

We’re not feeling this one for Miss Rosario.   Rosario Dawson attends the premiere of ‘Cleopatra’ during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown accessorized with a Ferragamo clutch and Avakian jewelry. Marchesa Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Kamila...

British-Thai actress Araya A. Hargate attends the premiere of ‘Cleopatra’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Zac Posen satin corset gown accessorized with a Devi Kroell clutch. Zac Posen Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Erin O’Connor     [Photo Credit:...

We thought this was kind of eye-catching and slightly off-model for Kirsten:   Kirsten Dunst attends the “Inside Llewyn Davis” Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Michael van der Ham gown accessorized with Jimmy Choo pumps. Michael van der Ham Fall 2013...

It’s no surprise that Miss Marion would absolutely nail the dress code for Cannes. Not that there’s a literal dress code; just that one shouldn’t default to normal film premiere/Oscars red carpet-style looks. You’re on the Riviera, darlings. And that should inspire...

Supermodel Nieves Alvarez attends premiere of ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a custom strapless raspberry red, silk crepe Ralph & Russo Couture gown with dramatic gazaar bustle, silk tulle underlay and rose gold...

Paz Vega attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Stéphane Rolland gown. Stéphane Rolland Spring 2013 Couture Collection       [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We clapped and squealed with delight* at first sight of these pictures. “Something bold and graphic!” we cried. “Bold and graphic on the red carpet! Huzzah!”  We do so like when someone tries to be interesting, darlings. And besides, anything’s better than...

Darlings, we’re drowning in celebrity fashion. Between Cannes, the Billboard awards, the opening of several summer movies and the general, all-around attention-seeking celebrities engage in every day, our bitchy cups runneth over. Prepare to be blasted in the face today with celebrity...

LOVE this look:   Carey Mulligan (pictured with Justin Timberlake) attends the premiere of ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Vionnet a deco inspired white cady gown with a deep V-neck paired with Brian Atwood platform sandals. Vionnet Fall...

Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa dress paired with a Bulgari necklace and a Marchesa beaded clutch. Marchesa Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Codie Young Bulgari Serpenti Necklace Marchesa Lily Medium...

On the red carpet, as in life, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. Let’s start with the win.   Jennifer Lawrence attends ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Party during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior dress paired with Manolo Blahnik shoes...

Jane Fonda attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Versace. Versace Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke     [Photo Credit: getty,...

We’re disappointed:   Justin Timberlake attends the ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France. It’s a nice enough outfit; sure. And Cannes photocalls tend to be causal affairs anyway. But it’s also a chance...

Chinese actress Zhang Yuqi attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a couture gown by Russian designer Ulyana Sergeenko paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch. Ulyana Sergeenko Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Manon...

Indian actress and former model Sonam Kapoor attends the premiere of ‘Jeune et Jolie’ during 66th Cannes International Film Festival in a custom Dolce&Gabbana gown.     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We thought we liked this, but now we’re not so sure.   Freida Pinto attends the ‘Jeune & Jolie’ premiere during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a gown by Indian designer Sanchita Ajjampur paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. When it comes to the metallics, we...

Fan Bingbing attends the premiere of ‘Jeune et Jolie’ during the 66th Cannes International Film Festival in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with an Elie Saab clutch lined with Swarovski crystals and Chopard jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Bette...

Miss Octavia gave us two very distinct looks to pore over. We have to say, it speaks well of her style evolution that she’s now at a point where she can switch up looks this effectively.   Octavia Spencer attends the ‘Fruitvale Station’ Photocall during the 66th Annual...

Happy Sausage Friday, darlings. To kick things off, let’s gaze at a man in a too-tight summer suit. Here’s Joel, serving up some “Kurt Russell circa 1980″ realness:   Joel Edgerton attends ‘The Great Gatsby’ photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film...