Never judge an outfit by its thumbnails, darlings. That’s going to go in our book of aphorisms, Opinionated Tom & Fabulous Lorenzo’s Almanac. See, we thought we were going to trash this outfit for looking severe and matronly. Cameron Diaz attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

At our early-morning, cat-infested editorial meeting, as we were going over the post topics for the day, Tom innocently asked who the blonde woman was in the Interview mag spread. “It kinda looks like an Eastern European Cameron Diaz.” “Have some more coffee. That IS Cameron...

Cameron Diaz attends Tag Heuer Link Watch Event to Raise Money for UN Women and New York Cares Hurricane Sandy Relief Effort in a Lanvin dress paired with De Beers earrings, a Carla Amorim ring, and a Tag Heuer Link Lady Trilogy Limited Edition watch.       [Photo Credit: Janet...

Y’know, if she’d kept the jacket on, we’d unreservedly love this look.   Cameron Diaz attends the world premiere of ‘Gambit’ at the Empire Leicester Square in London in a Stella McCartney dress paired with Burberry sandals. Cuff by Tom Binns. Earrings by...

Cameron Diaz looks very pretty and lady like on the covers of ELLE UK. Cameron Diaz covers the December 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine photographed by David Slijper and styled by Leith Clark.   Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE) Christian Dior Resort 2013...

As Hurricane Sandy lashes the windows of T Lo Manor and we look out over the storm, fearing the worst, it’s comforting to have celebrities in this time of need; celebrities making wholly inexplicable decisions. Cameron? Why don’t you come out here and distract us from the weather...

Sometimes, we find ourselves wishing that Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Taylor and Audrey Hepburn would ride down from heaven in a chariot drawn by unicorns and slap the shit out of some of the ladystars of today for buying into the idea that they need to do soft porn photo shoots to...

We don’t know, Cam. We want to like this…   Cameron Diaz shops at the Soho Stella McCartney store in New York City. Reed Krakoff ‘Gym’ Bag … because the shoes are super-cute and we kind of like the bag, and the jacket’s kinda sassy, but honey, we...

Hi Cammie! You look so happy! We bet we know why!   Cameron Diaz out and about in West Hollywood. It’s because your outfit’s fucking adorable!   Or you just got laid.     [Photo Credit:...

Our blogsisters-in-bitchery will forever own the term “scrolldown fug,” and for coining it, we thank them. Cameron, would you like to show the rest of the class what we’re talking about? Cameron Diaz attends the UK Premiere of “What To Expect When You’re...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

A digitally remastered version of Cammie graces the cover of InStyle magazine. Cameron Diaz featured in the May 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Liz Collins and styled by Samira Nasr. Hair: Sebastien Richard. Makeup: Gucci Westman. Dress by Valentino.   Valentino Spring...

Cammie provides a primer for younger starlets: How to pose without looking like you’re posing. Take it away, Cammie. She’s trying not to notice the cameras pointed at her. Just a gal running errands in New York, that’s all. After fake-texting for a while in order to look...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

You know how, with some celebrities, you wind up developing this lingering fondness for them, even though you can’t really pin down why or recall anything they’ve done recently that you enjoyed? Yes, that sentence is practically writhing in pain at the awkward construction. Give...

We’d heard Cam went platinum before we saw the pictures. Yes. We live in that world. Anyway, for whatever reasons, we were prepared to like the idea, assuming it would suit her looks. Well forget that. Cameron Diaz attends The Weinstein Company’s 2012 Golden Globe Awards After...

We did it for the boys last week and that proved so popular that we’re forcing the ladies into a face-giving cage match. Once again, our question is simple:   Who is giving the best face on the January 2012 Marie Claire cover?   Jolie’s bringing her A-game, but...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

You guys, our server is one cranky bitch today and we’re working on it but patience may be asked of the Bitter Kittens today and for that, we apologize. We also kindasorta apologize for the Cammy-heavy posting lately, but she’s been giving us a lot to talk about and after that...

Former romantic pair and current co-stars Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz smiled through gritted teeth while they poledanced for their little movie. Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake attend the premiere of “Bad Teacher” in New York City. Cameron Diaz is wearing a Chanel dress....