Justin Theroux kind of gets on our nerves a little bit. He’s a charismatic actor and a good-looking guy who has a little bit of style to him. You’d think we’d be all over that. But he does give off the distinct whiff of “douche.” See, when GQ asks you what the...

Taylor Lautner got himself all greased up to be photographed by Steven Klein and styled by Nicola Formichetti. for VMAN magazine.   We’re not sure if it’s lighting, makeup, photoshop or a combination of all three, but this only barely looks like him to us. On who he really...

All Project Runway judging bitches please line up to be judged, thank you! Heidi Klum is wearing a Whetherly shirt, an Opening Ceremony skirt, Christian Louboutin shoes, and Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. Opening Ceremony Marjan Pejoski Skirt After last week’s disastrous showing, she...

We sometimes argue about Jesse Eisenberg. Not plate-throwing arguments or even raised-voice arguments; just an ongoing disagreement as to his charms. We both loved The Social Network and felt he’d done a great job, but we caught him being interviewed on the red carpet one time and...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

He may be DA MAN (or at least, on the cover of it), but we think Ryan can do with a little coaching and we’re just the opinionated bitches to do it. We’re going to let Ryan and the pictures have the floor first to make their case and then get the final word in ourselves....

We were subjected to a barrage of Green Lantern ads riding the Amtrak to New York the other day and we have to say, all that lurid green was making us a little nauseous by the time we disembarked. Still, Tom’s a nerd and any time a Super Friend gets the CGI treatment, he feels...

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Some of the Glee cast showed up for the Fox Upfront Event in New York City in their finest. Let’s judge, shall we? Chord Overstreet WOW. Someone’s really making an effort to change their image. Well done, Chord. He really looks adorable and to be honest, we never thought he looked...

Darlings, the blondes came out for the Sleeping Beauty premiere at Cannes and the results were mixed. Let’s run down the looks. Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein   These types of dresses (minimal, usually white, usually CK) suit her very well, but they’ve practically become a...

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Darlings, let’s taste the rainbow together. We can’t think of a better way to ease into the shittiest day of the week (Tuesdays ALWAYS suck more than Mondays) than gorging on some bright colors. In this case, boys in candy clothes. Wow. All of that sounds WAY dirtier than we...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

  Giorgio Armani’s woven leather jacket and plissé knit gown. W Magazine May 2011 Issue “The Devil in Miss Jones” Photographed by Craig McDean Styled by Lori Goldstein Hair by Oribe Salon Miami Beach Makeup by Jeanine Lobell for Chanel Do you like Betty? She’s superficial,...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

OUT Magazine March 2011 Editorial: “Man at Work” Model: Tony Ward Photographer: Giampolo Sgura Stylist: Grant Woolhead Groomer: Sean Mikal at Starworks Artists We’ve often talked about “wanting to live” in this or that world, as fashion lays out one fantasy after...

Ah, Fashion Week. It all seems like a dream, except we have mountains of laundry to do and it all smells like Marc Jacobs’ Bang or Dolce & Gabbana’s Light Blue. As we wallow in our pajamas and revel in carbs again, let’s take one last, loving, bitchy look back. Hidetoshi...

You wouldn’t sit down to view a Calvin Klein menswear collection expecting to have a conversation about pushing the boundaries of a male silhouette, but here we are. Designer Italo Zucchelli says the collection evolved around the idea of protection, and there’s something very...