We dig this super-hard. In fact, we’re thinking Miss Emma does so much better with her clothes when she’s not poledancing for a movie release.   Emma Stone attends a private dinner to celebrate Calvin Klein Collection in New York City. Calvin Klein Resort 2013...

Jennifer gives it her best shot, but we’re left thinking high fashion editorials really aren’t in her wheelhouse. Tilda she is not.  Calvin Klein Collection Feather and Organza Dress Jennifer Lawrence covers the October 2012 issue of W magazine photographed by Tim Walker and...

Jeez, who knew, back in the early ’90s when she was posing on the cover of High Times with a big ol’ fatty, that Milla Jovovich would turn into Elizabeth Fucking Taylor? Milla Jovovich covers the September 2012 issue of FLARE magazine photographed by Max Abadian and styled by...

In case this morning’s post just wasn’t enough for the fangurls.   ‘Doctor Who’ Matt Smith is featured in the September 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Tom van Schelven and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Red/green checked wool jacket and trousers...

More boys, girls!   Taylor Kitsch, Idris Elba, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Paul, Aaron Johnson, and Armie Hammer cover the September 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Yu Tsai. We always cringe just a little when Vanity Fair or some other magazine does a “NEXT GENERATION OF...

T Lo obsession Chloe Sevigny landed herself the cover of OUT:   Top by Opening Ceremony. Underwear by Calvin Klein Underwear. Boxing handwraps and gloves by Everlast. Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of OUT magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Grant Woolhead....

Who’s up for a tall, cool glass of Ri right now?   Rihanna is featured in the August 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Camilla Akrans and styled by Mel Ottenberg.   Balmain Fall 2012 Collection Tom Ford Fall 2012 Collection Ralph Lauren Fall 2012...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

Darlings, here is your pretty for the day: Michael Fassbender, getting his strokable mug stroked by some stupid bitch who thinks she’s all that:   Suit, $1,195, shirt, $375, and tie, $130, by Calvin Klein Collection. Tie bar, $15, by The Tie Bar. Michael Fassbender is featured in...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, we’re shirking our duties in the meatpacking arena. Allow us to address that forthwith and posthaste. Because MAN, can Derrick Rose fill out clothes. Even little silk t-shirts under suit jackets. Even tight little white skinny jeans. Even a striped motherfucking tank top. We...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Darlings, sappy romance movies make our asses itch, but sappy romance movies with soldiers make our asses itch and our eyes roll back in our heads. It is for this reason that we do not buy tickets to sappy romance movies with soldiers, lest people in the theater think we’re having a...

She’s out there, poledancing like crazy for The Hunger Games and she’s not about to stop any time soon. What’s kind of cute about Jennifer is that despite her fame, she still comes off a little un-polished on the style front; very much like the average young woman her age....

Okay, we fully admit that we’re not the people best qualified to answer this (which is why we’re asking it), but…  Jennifer Lopez for the Spring 2012 issue of V magazine photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Carine Roitfeld.   Bodysuit by Dolce & Gabbana. Robe...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings of appropriate ages, here’s a pretty boy for you to look at. We hear he’s in that “Hungry Gamers” thing the kids are all talking about.   Shirt and tie by Calvin Klein Collection. Jeans by Calvin Klein Jeans. The Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth featured...

From our perspective, Scarlett hasn’t been having an easy time of it lately, style-wise. We figured we’d link to an example or two, but then we realized you might as well read the last half-dozen entries to get the gist of it. She was sporting weirdly unflattering hairstyles and...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....