Darlings, it was HBO’s True Blood Season 6 premiere! And since we’re kicking off another Sausage Friday, let’s focus on the Boys of Blood. Brace yourselves. There’s a lot of cute XY on display, but there’s also quite a bit of WTFery. The theme of the evening was...

This is the mark of a true fashionista:   ‘Scandal’ star Kerry Washington attends the Variety Emmy Studio in West Hollywood, California in a Calvin Klein dress accessorized with Christian Louboutin pumps, a Movado watch, a Roger Vivier bag, and a Melinda Maria ring. Christian...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Audreybot gets the opportunity work a lens for Interview and runs with it. Rooney Mara covers the March 2013 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Mikael Jansson. On reviews: “I tend to not put too much credence in what other people think, but then, of course, you are curious as...

After breaking out the big, poofy princess gown for the Oscars, Jennifer headed to the after-parties in something that sends a message slightly more straightforward and easy to read:   Jennifer Lawrence attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a Calvin Klein strap gown accessorized...

We think this is kind of an admirable attempt to blend a NY Fashionista style with the distinctly western Sundance atmosphere.   Kate Bosworth attends the ‘Big Sur’ Premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein Pre-Fall 2013...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Hey… remember the Audreybot? She’s still the Audreybot!   Rooney Mara attends the 2012 Dubai International Film Festival, Dubai Cares and Oxfam “One Night to Change Lives” Charity Gala in a Calvin Klein paired with Givenchy heels. We kinda figured this schtick...

Pretty people in expensive clothing, darlings! Do we actually need a reason to judge them? Of course we don’t.   Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts  attend ‘The Impossible’ special screening  in New York City. Ewan McGregor wore a a blue lightweight cotton poplin shirt and...

Good Lord, this may be one the worst-styled looks we’ve seen in quite some time:   Rita Ora attends the second day of Capital FM’s Jingle Ball in London in Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Ella Before we get to all the other bad choices, let’s...

And now… a delicious man in a delicious suit… Gerard Butler makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in Calvin Klein. … that doesn’t quite fit him correctly. That jacket’s pulling all over and those pants are weirdly balloon-y in the hip and...

Oh GURL. Some sassy queen needed to stop you before you left the house, pursed their lips, arched one eyebrow and simply said, “HELL no” before spinning on their heels and sashaying away. It could only have helped. Emily Blunt attends the IFP’s 22nd Annual Gotham Independent...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Julianne Moore attends the 16th Annual ACE Awards in Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kati Nescher     [Photo Credit:Janet Mayer/PR Photos,...

As a public service announcement, and to give you all something to throw darts at today, we would like to remind the world that Halle Berry is a mere 4 years away from her 50th birthday.   Halle Berry covers the November 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Giampaolo Sgura in a...

One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

Hit it, hookers!   Allison Janney in Calvin Klein Elegant. And her hair looks great.   Ellie Kemper in Moschino We’d like it a lot better without the neck ruffle, which takes a pretty decent dress (although a little plain) into twee territory.     Jayma Mays in...

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

If you’d asked us three years ago, we would have said that Matthew Fox, Josh Holloway, and Evangeline Lilly had a shot a movie stardom ahead of them, and yet it seems like none of them have really made much of a splash. Evangeline’s got The Hobbit pictures coming up, which should...

The fact that Olivia Wilde is wearing a just-above-the-ankle length bright green caftan and we’re not automatically reaching for the Bea Arthur jokes is a testament to … something.   Olivia Wilde attends after party for the premiere of ‘Butter’ in NYC in Calvin...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...