It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Who’s up for some meaty French thighs right now? Show of hands. Well, you’re in luck.  Best Actor Nominee (and current Man of the Moment) Jean Dujardin got his brooding on for GQ magazine in an array of plaid suits, which makes Lorenzo very happy. When filling out forms that ask...

There’s more than a little bit of a ’30s feel to this collection, as in the chrysanthemum dress, with its high neckline, short sleeves and flared skirt, as well as the various accentuated shoulders, below-the-knee hems,  fitted coats and jackets, and high waists throughout. The...

We were pretty hard on Kate the other day, so we thought we’d do her a solid.   Kate Beckinsale shopping in LA. Burberry London Double Breasted Short Trench Coat We love the way she looks here. We love a cropped trench coat and a big pair of shades on the right gal. Who...

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the red carpet for the premiere of Immortals was dripping with homoeroticism.   Henry Cavill in Tom Ford This man is exquisite. We’re loving the disco-fabulousness here, with the Superman hair, the big shirt collar and lapels, and the thick tie. He looks...

Oooh, this is kind of fun. Sure, restaging iconic scenes from movies is kind of overdone in the world of fashion editorials, but this just hits all our buttons. Harper’s Bazaar collaborated with Martin Scorsese and recast some of his most famous films using today’s stars wearing...

GQ tells us, in its typically breathless prose: “The turtleneck went through some dark years there, back when its patron saint was Joey from Friends. But as DJ god Diplo shows, the turtleneck—trimmed down and ultraluxe—has its mojo back.” We remain unconvinced. Turtleneck, $495 by...

Hi Rosie! You go ahead and continue your posing while we talk. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Moet & Chandon Etoile award ceremony to honor Mario Testino in London in a Burberry gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. We just wanted to say that, even though you’re...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the September 2011 issue of ELLE , photographed by Carter Smith and styled by T Lo personal favorite, Mr. Joe Zee. Let’s all form an Opinion Circle. [Burberry Cashmere Tunic] Julien Macdonald Fall 2011 Collection On getting support from Beyoncé on her...

We sometimes argue about Jesse Eisenberg. Not plate-throwing arguments or even raised-voice arguments; just an ongoing disagreement as to his charms. We both loved The Social Network and felt he’d done a great job, but we caught him being interviewed on the red carpet one time and...

STOP! Cambridge Time! Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the Somba K’e Civic Plaza in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. Catherine is wearing a By Malene Birger dress paired with her favorite L.K. Bennett shoes. By Malene Birger Bullet...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

He may be DA MAN (or at least, on the cover of it), but we think Ryan can do with a little coaching and we’re just the opinionated bitches to do it. We’re going to let Ryan and the pictures have the floor first to make their case and then get the final word in ourselves....

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Let’s all start our day off with a tall glass of water, kittens. And by “tall glass of water” we mean “hot Swede who’s probably too tall to kiss.” True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgård is featured in the June 2011 Issue of GQ magazine, photographed by...

Julia looks great on the cover, but Tom Hanks should sue because that’s quite possibly the least flattering picture of him ever taken. On Roberts: Dolce & Gabbana’s silk dress. Burberry belt. On Hanks: Tom Ford’s silk suit; Dolce & Gabbana’s cotton shirt. W Magazine June 2011...

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Kate Middleton and Prince William visit Greenmount Agricultural College in Belfast. The Royal Couple are visiting Northern Ireland as part of a tour of the country.       The term “fashion icon” gets overused tremendously and even we have to admit that it might be a...

Chanel Spring 2011 Collection Marie Claire UK April 2011 Issue Photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath Darlings, after 2 solid days of red carpet crack, let’s all take a breather (and by “all,” we mean T and Lo) and just look at pretty pictures of a celebrity in non-cracky...

We’re gonna stretch our muscles and see if we can find something to say about each of the men. Warning: this is going to get repetitive. Hit it, boys.   Andrew Garfield in Burberry The blue tuxedo was a chic choice and while we do believe it’s permissable and even stylish to...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...