We’re prepared to admit we might be wrong about this one (probably not), but we’re thinking Brooklyn has reached the “desperate cry for help” portion of her red carpet dressing with this getup:   Brooklyn Decker attends the premiere of “What To Expect When...

Darlings, it was, as the title says, the Los Angeles premiere of that ridiculous Battleship movie. We’re sorry; we saw the trailers for this thing in the theater and it’s essentially: a hyperactive 8-year-old boy, playing in the bathtub, with a 200 million dollar budget. Not...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Oh, Brooklyn, honey! It looks like you may have gotten one right this time! Sort of! Brooklyn Decker attends the premiere of “Battleship” in Australia in a J. Mendel gown. J. Mendel Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Toni Garrn T Lo Editorial Meeting, 4/10/12, 7:15 AM EDT: T: I hate it....

Dear Brooklyn Decker,   Brooklyn Decker attends the premiere of “Battleship” in South Korea in a Femme D’armes dress. Femme D’armes Spring 2012 Collection   Congratulations. You are an early contender for The Least Flattering Dress of 2012. We are especially...

Many of the Bitter Kittens in our commentariat have indicated that they aren’t particularly fond of Stella McCartney’s work. We admit, there are times when her pieces can get a bit overworked, if not downright silly-looking. But this little getup is quite impressive for its simple...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....