Honest to God, this may be the cutest, most stylish thing we’ve ever seen Brit wear:   Britney Spears shops in Thousand Oaks, California. Obviously, we’re not talking about the difficulty of wearing haute couture here. And yes, we could go out in America and not have to walk...

In thumbnails, this looked like a slight step forward, sartorially speaking, for Miss Brit. But the full-size photos tell another tale, unfortunately. Or rather, they tell the same old tale: Britney Spears attends Fox’s ‘The X Factor’ viewing party in Los Angeles, California...

Britney Spears attends the ‘The X Factor’ Season 2 Finalists Party in an AllSaints dress paired with Hervé Léger sandals. AllSaints Barre Dress Hervé Léger ‘Fabia’ Fringe Sandal       [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, PR Photos, allsaints.com,...

Brit, we say this with love: you’ve got to get over your compulsion to break out the tits, the ass, and the skin-tight dresses all at once.   Britney Spears makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Gucci shoes. This...

Credit where credit is due: Miss Lady looks awesome.   Britney Spears attends the City Of Hope Gala in a silver dress by Halston paired with Alexis Bittar jewelry. What were most impressed by is the fact that this fits her just so (which is almost never the case with her choices) and the...

Darlings, a sculpted, contoured, and poreless computer simulation of Britney Spears stars in the ad for her new fragrance, which sounds positively dreadful.   Britney Spears’ Fantasy Twist fragrance ad campaign photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth. ‘Fantasy Twist’ combines...

We’re not even going to bother submitting this one to an IN or OUT vote because the Bitter Kittens have made it very clear that they hate anything with the name Stella McCartney on it. Britney Spears attends the premiere of ‘The X Factor’ Season 2 in an Stella McCartney...

A very smooth and slightly Uncanny Valley version of Brit lands on the cover of ELLE:   Britney Spears covers the October 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Alexi Lubomirski and styled by Joe Zee.  And while the face looks iffy (from a realism perspective), we’ve gotta...

We don’t feature Brit very often, but we have two good reasons for that: She’s tragic. Her clothes are tragic. Because of the former, we sometimes feel we can’t make fun of the latter, y’know? For instance: Britney Spears attends The X Factor auditions in Greensboro,...

We’re filing this one under GTNYD, but really, the problem here could be summed up more accurately as, Girl, That’s TOO MUCH Your Dress. Consider: Britney Spears attends the first “X-Factor” auditions in Austin in a Brian Lichtenberg dress. If we were playing a round...

Darlings, the whole “tree leaning on power lines” situation, which has been going on for 24 tense hours directly outside our front door, is currently being dealt with by nice young men with too many tattoos and a wood chipper, which means we can finally put away our candles and...

Darlings, due to the magic of special effects, a simulated version of Britney Spears appeared on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. It’s amazing how computer wizardry almost made her look life-like. Harper’s Bazaar June/July 2011 Issue Photographer:Alexi Lubomirski Fashion...

To the eternal frustration of those who would prefer us to be more rigid than we actually are, we tend to grade celebrity fashion choices on a curve, depending on who’s wearing it and where they’re wearing it. Britney never really got a lot of coverage here because she rarely does...

OUT Magazine April 2011 Issue Editorial: “Britney E-mails Her Heart” By Noah Michelson Photographed by Ruven Afanador Styled by Neil Rodgers Last-name-no-longer-required Britney is on the cover of Out Magazine’s “Ladies We Love” issue and Out gets a little...

V Magazine Issue #70 Editorial: “Britney Forever” Photographed by Mario Testino Styled by Panos Yiapanis Britney Spears is apparently more of an idea than a person now, if this editorial and interview with her from V Magazine is to be believed. First, the interview: As a child,...