There is love in our hearts right now. Kristen Stewart attends photocall to promote ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ in Tokyo, Japan in a Louis Vuitton romper paired with Brian Atwood ‘Sable’ booties. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Stina Rapp...

We said last week it was gonna be a showdown once Zoe perched in her chair and Miss Nina certainly returned to form, but we’re starting to worry that Heidi’s thrown all her mirrors (as well as her common sense) out the window along with her baby daddy.   Heidi Klum in ASOS...

Haillee Steinfeld, it’s time to face it like a woman. The Bitter Kittens are going to have their say. We ask you, darlings…   Hailee Steinfeld attends ELLE & Sundance Channel celebrating ‘All On The Line With Joe Zee’ in West Hollywood in a Mary Katrantzou...

Kittens, we’re only on our first of three cups, so maybe that explains why we’re so ambivalent about this look: Mindy Kaling makes an appearance on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ in New York City. Alexander Wang ‘Diego’ Studded Bag. Brian Atwood...

Oh Miss Amy. We just don’t get it. Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ in NYC in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Irit Design jewelry. Why, honey? Why hide your light under a bushel? Or in your case, a series of frumpy frocks? Of your...

Darlings, very good-looking people in very expensive clothes are waiting with bated breath to hear what you all have to say about them. Let’s not disappoint.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana attend the premiere of ‘The Words’ in Los Angeles. Zoe Saldana in an Elie Saab...

Nicole looks really fresh and cute, with a great little dress and killa shoes, along with some really pretty hair and makeup. Attagirl. But, and you’ll pardon us for our highly uncharacteristic bluntness… Nicole Richie attends the launch of her new fragrance ‘Nicole’...

Ariel Winter, you are wearing a cute, colorful, girly dress that’s slightly off the beaten track. We approve wholeheartedly.   Ariel Winter attends the WWE SummerSlam VIP Kick-Off Party in Beverly Hills, California in a Jay Godfrey dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Brian...

We have a question for the younger Bitter Kittens out there; the ones that hover right around Camilla’s age (25).   Camilla Belle attends Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Event in New York City in a Jason Wu dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps. Jason Wu Resort 2013 Collection Is...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

Y’know, we should, by all rights, think this is tacky:   Carrie Underwood performed at NBC Studios in New York City for the ‘Today Show’ in a top by Alice + Olivia and shorts by 7 For All Mankind paired with B Brian Atwood booties. Alice + Olivia Elenora Sequined Long...

Lately, it seems like we’ve been cast – much against our will, mind you – as the Grumpy Gay Uncles, harrumphing at every under-18 starlet for dressing too old. In our defense, we’re harrumphing because these little girls look frumpy, not slutty. To be perfectly honest,...

Alright then, Kate! Now THAT’s what we’re talking about!   Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of “Total Recall” in Hollywood, California in an Armani Privé dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes, Lorraine Schwartz jewelry, and a Kotur clutch. Armani Privé Spring...

We were planning on getting to this yesterday, right after the Kate Beckinsale post, but we …  didn’t, because we … got a little lazy late in the day. Can you forgive, darlings? Besides, it’s not like this look is scintillating and y’all were missing out. Jessica...

Miss Katy tries out two very different looks during the Brazilian leg of her movie poledancing tour and yet they’re both perfectly Katy. First up: Kandy Kartoon Katy:   Katy Perry attends photocall for her movie “Katie Perry: Part of Me” in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in a...

Apparently, judging by the pictures, everyone at this photocall woke up moments ago from sleeping face down for the previous ten hours. Everyone’s got sleepy eye and puffy face.   Kate Beckinsale attends the “Total Recall” photocall in Los Angeles in a Christian Dior...

It has come to our attention that some Lea Michele fans are angry with us because we have a tendency to look at whatever she’s doing and utter “Of course,” in response. Now, we’re not quite sure why that pisses off Lea Michele fans because as anti-Lea Michele insults...

How freaking adorable is this look? Elizabeth Banks makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in a House of Holland dress paired with Brian Atwood Pumps. House of Holland Fall 2012 Collection Brian Atwood ‘Hamper’ Pump Charlie Brown’s mom is a MILF, you guys....

Stylists and starlets, please line up for a tutorial, entitled “How to Wear Neutrals Without Looking Like a Ghost or a Serial Killer Who Made a Dress Out of Skin.” We’re working on that title. Anyway, Mary Elizabeth, could you please step forward? Mary Elizabeth Winstead...

We’re feeling a little fashion-cranky today. Not really loving how the stars have been dressing lately. We need a shot of Gaga right now looking like a comic book supervillain. Lady Gaga at Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney in an Atelier Versace gown paired with custom-made Brian Atwood shoes....

Miss Emma, continuing her summer-long poledance for the Spider-Man movie, went a little edgy-fem, with mixed results. Emma Stone attends ‘”The Amazing Spider-Man” photocall in Moscow, Russia in a Lanvin dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes, Nikki Baker  earrings, and Dalla...