Jesus Pitt Superstar and Saint Angelina have floated to earth once again, to bless the masses.   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the World Premiere of ‘World War Z’ in London, England. Angelina is wearing a Saint Laurent gown. Aw, we can’t. She’s been through...

Brad Pitt “poses” for the winner of the T Lo International Award for Worst Guyditorial EVER.   Brad Pitt covers the June/July 2013 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Max Vadukul. On not remembering people: “So many people hate me because they think I’m...

JESUS CHRIST, BRAD PITT. Which is kind of an ironic thing to blurt out, considering you look like Homeless Jesus here. Brad Pitt attends the screening of his new film ‘Killing Them Softly’ at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in New York City. “I’m Brad Pitt and I...

Brad Pitt puts his best soulful eyes and Jesus Christ Superstar face on in order to make millions of ladies as moist as a snack cake as they reach for their wallets and head to the perfume counter.     We just can’t help thinking they had to do a ton of takes because he...

Y’know, we were never really on the Brad Pitt Love Train. Sure, he’s a very good-looking man, but he never really did it for us, in terms of pants-moving. Still, even we were appalled at how bad he looks here.   Brad Pitt is featured in the October/November 2012 issue of...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Darlings, what better way to jump into the week than by starting it off with a little glamour and stiff body language? True, starting off the week in bed is, in fact, the better deal but nobody likes a smartass.  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International...

Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in!   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie wears a midnight blue asymmetrical one shoulder evening gown by Romona Keveza. Because these two so rarely...

Darlings, it’s such a relief when these two get it right. It just doesn’t happen often enough. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the “Moneyball” Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival. Angelia Jolie is wearing a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with a...

Brad Pitt wrangled his litter of cute, yet bored and attitudinal-looking puppies to take in a movie in London. How cute is that? Brad, your hair and face look like shit (yes, we know it’s for a role), but your outfit’s kind of adorably, dorkably “Dad” in a semi-stylish...

NEWSFLASH: Two genetically superior superstars continue to pretend like they’re not. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the closing ceremony of the 17th Sarajevo Film Festival. Angelina Jolie is wearing an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski...

Angie and Brad showed up at the LA premiere of “The Tree of Life” at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art looking PISSED. Angelina Jolie is wearing a Jenny Packham gown. HE: Looks like a greasy douchebag. Don’t ever let it be said that we mince our words. Take your damn...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ and took the moment to remind the world that their genetic superiority makes them too good for color. Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld SHE: Looks funereal as usual, even...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...