Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Wow. This editorial is gorgeous, but we don’t think any mere mortal can rock those super-short bangs Rooney’s sporting. You need to be genetically superior and in the hands of world class photographers and stylists to pull those things off. Lorenzo was a bit on the nonplussed side...

GQ tells us, in its typically breathless prose: “The turtleneck went through some dark years there, back when its patron saint was Joey from Friends. But as DJ god Diplo shows, the turtleneck—trimmed down and ultraluxe—has its mojo back.” We remain unconvinced. Turtleneck, $495 by...

So a couple of days ago we pissed off an army of Kristen Stewart fan girls on twitter because we didn’t like her spread for GQ and didn’t think the retro glam looks they styled her in really suited her looks or her personality. We will never, no matter how long we do this fabulous...

There is FINALLY a slight chill in the air outside the gates of T Lo Manor and you know what that means, don’t you, kittens? Or more accurately, kittens who don’t live in areas that are hot year-round. It means everybody excitedly breaks out the coats and the sweaters...

Justin Theroux kind of gets on our nerves a little bit. He’s a charismatic actor and a good-looking guy who has a little bit of style to him. You’d think we’d be all over that. But he does give off the distinct whiff of “douche.” See, when GQ asks you what the...

Julianne, we apologize ahead of time for the poor angle on these shots. Julianne Moore at “What’s On The Table”, an event to combat hunger hosted by Vanity Fair and the United Way of NYC in Sagaponack, New York in Bottega Veneta. Bottega Veneta Resort 2012 Collection/Model:...

It’s late on Friday and we’ve thrown a lot of opinions at you today, so we’re just gonna let these gorgeous pics of Annie speak for themselves. Although we will say this (because not expressing an opinion about something is like not breathing to us): we’re totally...

Marie Claire has a sneak peek at the cover of their September issue and we only have mild and complimentary opinions on it. No, really. Well, except for that one. On not wanting to be a celebrity: “I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work...

Normally, we wouldn’t have much to say about Josh Hartnett’s casual street look here: Josh Hartnett shopping in SoHo. But it brings to mind an ongoing argument discussion in our house; namely, to cuff or not to cuff one’s shorts. You see, it all started one day when Lo came...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

We think Hermione is giving us the finger, you guys. Emma Watson attends the “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2″ New York Premiere in a Bottega Veneta Fall 2011 gown. Because we recently got all up in her face because we thought she was in a style rut and the cute...

We’re far more likely to dig into our DVD collection during the summer months, when there’s very little worth watching on TV. Last week, we found ourselves immersed in the world of Downton Abbey once again and cried to the heavens that we have to wait a while for the recently...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Summer is officially going on outside our windows, which are currently firmly closed as we contribute to the hole in the ozone layer (to the annoyance of our cats, who are having their squirrel and pigeon stalking activities severely curtailed by the weather). Since the sun is shining and the...

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By Vendela Vida Photographer: Mikael Jansson Stylist: Karl Templer Hair: Antony Turner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo On her Norwegian background: “No, I’ve never been [To Norway], and my mom didn’t speak it. We made a lot of lefsa, a Norwegian dessert, to...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured on the cover of InStyle UK magazine, the April 2011 issue. Or at least her face is. We think that’s her face. It’s kind of hard to tell because the figure standing before us has entered the Uncanny Valley and doesn’t really look quite human...

Kittens, let’s talk Debbie. But before we do, we’re going to take a sip of our coffee and reflect. The reason fashion bitches like us always have something to say about Debbie, it’s because she, like our other favorite topic, Sarah Jessica, always tries her damnedest to put...