Is this fair, darlings?   Blake Lively attends the ‘Gossip Girl’ 100 episode celebration at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City in a Marchesa dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Alex Yuryeva After all, this would seem, at...

We feel a twinge of pretend gay uncle pride looking at these pics.   Blake Lively attends the Museum of Modern Art’s 4th Annual Film benefit ‘A Tribute to Pedro Almodovar’ in New York City in a Chanel dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Chanel Fall 2011 Couture...

Sometimes, despite our different backgrounds, both T and Lo will look at some getup and come up with the exact same reference. Sometimes, to our pleasant surprise, we do that married couple telepathy thing and both come up with the same obscure reference. So it was with Blake’s little...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Tom has nerd depression this morning because the Green Lantern reviews are in and it’s one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year. Dammit. Lorenzo will try and temper him, but expect nerdrage to rear its ugly head in this post as Tom takes his nerd frustrations out on pretty people...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Soon to be unleashed on America due to her co-starring role as The Girl in the new Green Lantern movie (because every superhero movie has to have The Girl in the supporting role, clutching her hands to her chest and looking earnestly to the sky as her man saves the day), Blake gets a jump...

Inexplicable “Face of Chanel” Blake Lively attends the Chanel Resort 2012 Collection Show at the Hotel du Cap in Cap d’Antibes, France, wearing … oh, just guess. Chanel Spring 2008 Couture Collection/Model: Bruna Tenorio (ELITE)   We’ve tried to see this...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Darlings, it was the Time 100 Gala, Time magazine’s party for the 100 Most Influential People In The World (which sounds like something a Bond villain would shout) in New York City. Most Beautiful Woman in the World Jennifer Lopez was not invited, nor was the Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan...

Yes, kids. It’s time to play the game that turns YOU into a bitchy gay fashion blogger just like those beloved scamps, Tom and Lorenzo. But first, let’s see who won the last round. The assignment was thus: Angie Harmon in Azarro, which prompted many responses, but the T Lo-picked...

Chanel unveiled the first images of Blake Lively’s Mademoiselle handbag ad campaign photographed by Karl Lagerfeld himself, darlings. Check it: When the campaign was first announced, Lagerfeld explained the choice to WWD: “She’s a kind of American dream girl. I think she will become a...

  Blake Lively attends the Channel dinner hosted in her honor during Paris Fashion Week in Chanel, of course. Chanel Spring 2008 Couture Model: Sasha Pivovarova (IMG)         It’s quite the little space waitress dress, but she had to wear Chanel, of course....

  Blake Lively attends the 2011 National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street in New York City in Marchesa.  Marchesa Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anna Lundgaard We don’t love this dress and we are sick to death of Marchesa on the RC, but...

Darling, don’t move. There’s a fabulous bug on your neck. Actress Blake Lively attends Spike TV’s “Scream 2010″ at The Greek Theatre in Los Angeles in a Lanvin head-to-toe look. Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Frida Gustavsson (IMG)      Okay,...