Darlings, there’s no way in hell we can get to all the tackiness that infested the Billboard Awards red carpet this year. Let’s just run through the highlights and yell out our bitchy thoughts together, like a family. Of bitches.   Alyssa Milano in Danielle Queller Jesus...

Y’know… we’re gonna give her this one.     Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Balmain jumpsuit paired with Givenchy sandals. Balmain Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Anna Selezneva (SILENT) Givenchy Black Leather Shark-Lock...

It says something about the execrable fashion on display at the Billboard awards this year that we think this is shockingly demure:   Emmy Rossum attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad long sleeve gown.  Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection And we...

For those old enough to remember attending weddings in the late ’80s/early ’90s, wasn’t there always some cousin or aunt wearing this dress?   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad sequined short dress paired with...

Selena Gomez attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in an Atelier Versace couture gown Kristian Aadnevik sheer dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes and Neil Lane jewelry. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous (WOMEN)       [Photo...

We realize that most music awards ceremonies allow for a little leeway in terms of style. Any event that invites Nicki Minaj is an event where cray on the red carpet is to be expected. Even so:   Jennifer Morrison attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Kristian...

We’re a little tapped out after that Mad Men post. Much fashion finery to discuss today, darlings, so we’ve got to mainline some caffeine pronto. But in the meantime, J Lo would like to come out and entertain you all.   Jennifer Lopez performs onstage during the 2013...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....