Kaley Cuoco attends the 2013 Academy of Country Music Awards in a Max Azria Atelier dress accessorized with Cresta Bledsoe jewelry. Cresta Bledsoe 18k Shark Tooth Fossil White Diamond Double Drop Earrings. Cresta Bledsoe 18K shark Tooth Fossil White Diamond Pave T-shaped Ring.    ...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

Inspired by femme fatales and the black-and-white photography of Helmut Newton, the BCBGMAXAZRIA spring 2013 collection seems, to us, to have missed its mark. Instead of evoking the fluidity and sexiness of its stated inspirations, the looks are complicated to the point of being overworked....

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

Comic Con, bitches! Where angry nerds in TARDIS and Wonder Woman costumes resent the starlets cluttering up the hallways! We’re torn. Tom is a nerd; Lorenzo is a fashionisto. Tom thinks the TARDIS-attired have a point; Lorenzo just loves another chance to look at famous people wearing...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day; a colorful editorial with some great looks, an interesting model, and a really dumb name. Do try not to focus too much on the latter, won’t you? Enjoy. Marni Spring 2012 Collection/La Fée Maraboutée Spring 2012 Collection ELLE Canada May...

Darlings, we’re trying to come up with a play on the word “color” simply because this red carpet was awash in it, but alas, there is no way to do it without sounding stupid. Suffice it to say, the looks were classic and colorful – and (almost) everyone turned it OUT....

There’s a lot to love about this collection, starting with the colors. Gorgeous, saturated yellows, oranges and greens paired with the beiges and camels that prevent them from being too much. Everything is bold, graphic, and luxe. There was a lot of play with pleating, which we really...

Darlings, what’s the very best thing about attending New York Fashion Week? Celebrity spotting! And then bitchily judging their outfits! It’s the least we could do, since their presence causes so many flashes to go off, we’re always a little afraid we’re going to have...

Miss Viola brought some color-blocking to the proceedings. Viola Davis at The Hollywood Reporter’s Annual ‘Power 100: Women In Entertainment Breakfast’ in Beverly Hills, California in a BCBG Max Azria dress. BCBG Max Azria Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karo Mrozkova And...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers: A.J. Cook Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

Darlings, the stars came out last night to attend the 2011 FiFi Awards at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York City. What the hell are the FiFi Awards? How the hell should we know?  Come judge with us. Fergie in BCBG Max Azria Atelier If we were handing out report cards (and we hope...

Rihanna attended the ‘Nivea And Rihanna Celebrating 100 Years Of Skincare’ photocall in Paris in a BCBG Max Azria dress. You heard us. “Celebrating 100 Years of Skincare.”  And you know what? Good for her for tackling the tough issues. After all, you won’t find...

  Rag & Bone Fall 2011 Collection Kittens, we are well aware of the likelihood of ony thinking “hippie chick” when one hears the word “poncho.” For ourselves,we have a hard time hearing “cape” and not thinking of either Liberace or Superman. Or...

Kittens, the stars came down from the sky and sat in the front row of a bunch of fashion shows. And like stars are wont to do, a lot of them dressed in appalling and confusing manners. For instance, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jill Flint, Cory Kennedy: appalling. Garcelle Beauvais, Lynn Collins,...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...