Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

What is it with the Olsen girls and their apparent burning need to look like senior citizens? With the twins we can almost kindasorta explain it as a byproduct of growing up in the public eye since they were infants, but what’s Elizabeth’s excuse?   Elizabeth Olsen attends...

Katy’s been making the post-divorce rounds during Paris Fashion Week, offering up an array of highly photogenic outfits designed to keep her in the public eye. Attagirl. Let’s take a look, shall we?   Katy Perry arrives at the Viktor & Rolf Fall 2012 show.  Viktor &...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Right on time, with the breakup still fresh in everyone’s minds, Demi gets her “As a mother, a person, and an entertainer” moment; that thing designed to show the world after your breakup that you are both defiantly strong and willing to move on, and also that you’re...

Let’s play another round of Home Celebrity Stylist, kittens. Match the item to the star who should be wearing it. Ready? GO!   Rihanna Kristen Stewart Nicki Minaj   Fergie   Blake Lively Emma Stone   Emma Watson Florence Welch   Reese Witherspoon   Beyonce...

The most significant cultural event of the last half-century, the 100th episode of Gossip Girl, was recently celebrated as the milestone in western civilization it so clearly is at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City.  Let’s all, through the magic of the internet, pull back the veil...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

For its November issue, Elle magazine got a bunch of Hollywood legends, current stars, and up-and-comers to sit down for their cameras and bring out their inner supermodels. Everyone looks great, but Babs, Michelle, Viola and Freida really stand out. We’re sorry to say Evan Rachel Wood...

Florence Welch covers the October 2011 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Craig McDean and styled by Karl Templer. “I was always that girl growing up who you could find dancing down the supermarket aisle.”   We feature a TON of celebrity fashion editorials here, but...

  This is new creative director Olivier Rousteing’s first collection and we’ve got to hand it to him for looking not just to toreadors for his inspiration, but also to Nudie Cohn, the legendary costumer of country western stars in the sixties. It’s rodeo chic, with...

We are inclined to give Zoe a WERQ! post every time she steps out, but Kelly O beat her to it and besides, we’re not sure this is WERQ-worthy. Zoe Saldana attends the ‘Colombiana’ Miami Red Carpet Screening in a Balmain dress. Balmain Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Kasia...

Darlings, it was the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Berkeley Square Gardens in London, England and just enough celebrities showed up to call it a red carpet. Shall we? We shall! Kim Kardashian in Dolce & Gabbana It’s a pretty simple, but classically chic dress. The problems? We...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Rachel McAdams got herself all dolled up (by none other than Mr. Joe Zee) for the cover of Elle. We are confused by her pose. ELLE June 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Romantic” Photographed by Alexei Hay Styled by: Joe Zee Did she dislocate her shoulder or something? And why does she...

Celine Dion performs her new show at The Colosseum at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. So Lo comes to T this morning for our daily editorial meeting (in pajamas, bien sur) and says “We could do a post about Celine Dion’s stage costumes.” “Oh, YES,” replied...

Miss Lucy Liu made the April 2009 cover of Vogue China in a spring ’09 Cavalli frock…   …and she rocks the hell out of it. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anna Selezneva It’s a very editorial dress and it’s not going to look very good in most...

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...

Let’s take a look at Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, and Scarlett Johansson at the World Premiere of ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles. Just for the hell of it. Lanvin Spring 2009 Model: Anna Selezneva Hmmm. We...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening night celebration of the New York City Ballet at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in New York City. Y’know… Balmain Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anja Rubik Balenciaga Fall 2008 shoes We’re gonna have to say “In.”...