It’s mommy vs. mommy vs. mommy this week darlings, with The Duchess once again getting disqualified for being boring. And speaking of boring, what’s up with the second all-B&W panel in a row? At least there was a little bit of bling this time. Which mommy kicked the most ass?...

Normally, we’d probably run screaming from the idea of these two paired in one editorial. We suppose they each have their charms, but we’ve never really been the audience for either of them and, at the risk of sounding cranky (HAHA! I KNOW, RIGHT?), we tend to find them both a...