All right, you judgmental bitches. Its your turn to be assessed. Sit still and LIKE IT. Well…he’s Adam Lambert. How do you score that? He’s dressed like Adam Lambert. That’s the schtick. Nothing wrong with the look and it suits him just fine, but it’s as much a...

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings. Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make...

Darlings, let’s slap up a bunch of random pictures from the Cannes Film Festival and form opinions, shall we? Kirsten Dunst attends the “Melancholia” Premiere during the 64th Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Rodarte. At first glance we were all,...

Several celebrities attended the opening gala for “Set In Style: The Jewelry Of Van Cleef & Arpels” at the Cooper-Hewitt, National Design Museum in New York City. We got invited to a press review and breakfast to view the exhibit and never made it due to show commitments, but...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

Balenciaga, Kenley’s favorite fashion house, presented its Fall 2009 collection this week. Instead of the sci-fi-inspired looks we’ve seen before, Nicolas Ghesquiere presented a softer and more feminine look inspired by the sari draping of India. The most talked-about part of his...

There’s a teeny part of us that kind of hates it when we rag on Tilda Swinton for her red-carpet choices. Why? Because unlike 99% of the women making that sashay, Tilda actually takes risks and tries to make statements. That’s something we can only support wholeheartedly when...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening night celebration of the New York City Ballet at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in New York City. Y’know… Balmain Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anja Rubik Balenciaga Fall 2008 shoes We’re gonna have to say “In.”...

Fashion scholars can debate the reasons why (and we’re just gonna chalk it up to a general modern anxiety), but more and more, we’re seeing some fucked up shoes in designer collections. Now, don’t get us wrong, we fully understand that the role of a good designer is to push...

It’s not the hottest trend going but it looks to be heading into its 3rd or 4th season: the gladiator sandal. Here’s Heidi last summer in an absolutely HIDEOUS pair from Balenciaga: If Elvis had been a drag queen, these would have had a very special place in his over-taxed heart....