Speaking as people of the penis’d persuasion, there are certain things about ladystyle that still leave us scratching out heads, even after all this time talking about it. Our first thought upon viewing these Solange pics was not “Hey, cute dress. Maybe not our choice of shoe to...

Is it blasphemy to say that we’re not really all that excited for The Dark Knight Rises? No one loves a good superhero movie more than Tom, who has taught Lorenzo the Way of the Nerd to the point that even he eagerly awaits the latest Spandex-fest. But as much as we love Christopher...

Mlle. Marion is serving up ATTITUDE and FACE.   Marion Cotillard is featured in the July/August 2012 issue of WSJ magazine photographed by Josh Onlins and styled by David Vandewal. Gucci Fall 2012 Collection Balenciga Fall 2012 Collection Bottega Veneta Fall 2012 Collection Thakoon Fall...

It’s probably just a little too on-point to show up for the premiere of your Spider-Man movie dressed in red and blue.   Andrew Garfield attends “The Amazing Spider-Man” Paris premiere in Balenciaga. Balenciaga Spring 2012 Collection That red’s a great color on...

We tease K Stew a lot for being a grumpy girl most of the time, but there’s a reason designers scramble over each other to get her to wear their wares. Kristen Stewart attends the ‘On The Road’ Premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Balenciaga. Balenciaga...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Darlings, it has occurred to us that you all are probably not getting your Recommended Daily Allowance of Fassbender. Thankfully, Vogue, as it so often does, provides us with sustenance.   Vogue May 2012 Issue Editorial: “Modern Times“ Models: Michael Fassbender and Natalia...

Kristen Stewart attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris, looking like a dominatrix on the Starship Enterprise. Balenciaga Tube Sandal Hey, we call it like we see it. The entire world stopped for a moment to discuss her footwear and we figured we could do no less ourselves. We actually...

Salma Hayek attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris and gives a master class on how to pose for candid shots. Starlets, watch a pro. First, the “Oh! There are cameras here! I had no idea!” faux-surprise look. Hold this for a good two minutes. In real life, you’ll look...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. Saoirse Ronan, in couture, paying homage to the Aesthetic Movement, or as Vogue puts it, “Saoirse Ronan embodies the romantic nineteenth-century muse.” We don’t know about that, but she sure looks pretty amazing. Enjoy,...

With her voluptuousness, full lips, and all-around sensuality, Scarlett makes a particularly odd choice to go the androgynous route with the styling. Scarlett Johannson featured in the December 2011/January 2012 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Sølve Sundsbø and styled by Ludivine...

Salma has been strutting around the world in 4-inch heels, poledancing for that cat movie, bless her. But ever since she married that insanely rich French guy, it seems she’s been forced to only wear the brands his company owns or partially owns, e.g., Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga,...

In honor of tonight’s episode of Work of Art, let’s check in on the most stylish little reality show hostess on the air today, Miss China Chow, whose name should always be written China! Chow! because it just looks right that way, doesn’t it? Anyway, we think the gal can...

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

Chloe Moretz for Interview magazine Photographed by Mikael Jansson Styled by Karl Temper Hair: Anthony Turner Using Tigi/Art Partner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo Model: Curtis Johnson Oh, gross. Bad enough they have to tart up a girl who reached puberty only a year or so ago so that she looks a...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

It’s been a while since we pissed off a bunch of Jen-o-philes. Let’s get crackin’. Jennifer Aniston attends the ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in a Kaufmanfranco dress paired with Balenciaga sandals, a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, and Fred Leighton...

Say what you will about Heidi Klum’s fashion sense… Balenciaga Pre-Fall 2011 Collection The lady can still rock a pair of skinny jeans like no one’s business. If there’s a “German Shepherd” joke to be made here, we confess it eludes us. Love the boots,...

All right, you judgmental bitches. Its your turn to be assessed. Sit still and LIKE IT. Well…he’s Adam Lambert. How do you score that? He’s dressed like Adam Lambert. That’s the schtick. Nothing wrong with the look and it suits him just fine, but it’s as much a...