YEA or NAY: Kotur Fall 2013 Clutches May10

YEA or NAY: Kotur Fall 2013 Clutches

Darlings, it’s all boys, dresses, and purses around here today. Like our own little slumber party. Pillow fights and singing into hairbrushes are on the agenda for later in the day. But for now, let’s talk teeny-tiny little clutches.       Cute, yes? No? What...

Yea or Nay: Charlotte Olympia ‘Fairy Tales’...

Charlotte Olympia Fall 2013 ‘Fairy Tale’ Bags. You can see the shoes from the same collection...

Yea or Nay: Valentino ‘Camouflage’ Accessor...

Valentino ‘Camouflage’...

Yea or Nay: Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Accessories

Louis Vuitton Spring 2013...

Yea or Nay: Charlotte Olympia Clear Clutches

Charlotte Olympia Clear Perspex Clutches     [Photo Credit:...

Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2013 Bags

The Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2013 collection, inspired by the mosaics of the Monreale Cathedral in Palermo, Sicily.     [Photo Credit:...

YEA or NAY: Rauwolf Architectural Clutches Mar11

YEA or NAY: Rauwolf Architectural Clutches

We won’t be drearily conventional and chauvinistic by claiming that all women do, but one thing we know for sure: our Bitter Kittens just love to talk about accessories. Y’all can’t help yourselves if we put up a whole bunch and ask you your opinion, bless your hearts. Now,...

Yay or Nay: Christian Dior Fall 2013 Bags Mar04

Yay or Nay: Christian Dior Fall 2013 Bags

Enough with these vapid celebrities and their ill-advised outfits, kittens. Let’s all get a cuppa whatever we need at the moment, sit down in the break room, and talk purses. Don’t even try to tell us you don’t want to. It seems almost silly to put the following bags up to a...

Kotur Resort 2013 Clutches Aug29

Kotur Resort 2013 Clutches

Girls, we just haven’t had a good accessories session in a while, now have we? Let’s all gather ’round and discuss the super-embellished, from sassy to sci-fi, with a couple of stops for crazy along the way, Kotur Resort 2013 clutches. Fun? Not Fun? We think a couple of them...

Alexander McQueen Fall 2012 Knuckle Clutches Aug06

Alexander McQueen Fall 2012 Knuckle Clutches

We think these are so ridiculously bad-ass chic that we almost wish we could get away with carrying one. Sure, they’re not for everyone, every outfit, or every occasion, but you have to admit, they’re not boring.     So our question to you is a simple one (and one we...

Marchesa Fall 2012 Bags Aug03

Marchesa Fall 2012 Bags

We’re of the opinion that a lady’s clutch, especially if it’s small in size, is one area of a look where it’s hard to go over the top. Some ladies like something small, simple and envelope-like to hold their tampon and cell phone and some ladies want to tote around...

Kenzo Resort 2013 Accessories Jul10

Kenzo Resort 2013 Accessories

Darlings, let’s all sit down and have a very serious conversation about accessories. To hell with that. It’s too hot and besides, accessories convos always turn out to be quite binary: “I would wear that” vs. “I would not wear that.” These Kenzo accessories...

Jason Wu Resort 2013 Accessories Jun25

Jason Wu Resort 2013 Accessories

Well, we showed you his very cute insect-inspired collection already, so let’s go from ladybug to lady bags, ladies. Also: shoes, because who doesn’t love to talk about bags and shoes? No one, darlings. No one civilized.     Daphne Shoulder Bag Daphne Crossbody Bag...

Yea or Nay: Tory Burch Resort 2013 Bags Jun20

Yea or Nay: Tory Burch Resort 2013 Bags

Ladies, it is a crushingly hot day in the world outside the gates of T Lo Estates. Four out of doctors recommend talking about accessories as a way to combat heat stroke. And who are we to argue with that? Consider the Tory Burch bags from her Resort collection: Beachy Norah Flat Clutch...

Mulberry’s Lana Del Rey Bag Apr12

Mulberry’s Lana Del Rey Bag

Because you’re not truly a “thing” until you have an accessory named after you. Mulberry has named a bag after singer Lana Del Rey. She was first seen wearing the bag at the brand’s runway show in London and she’s been sashaying with that thing on her arm ever...

WERQ: Dakota Fanning Mar09

WERQ: Dakota Fanning

Girl, you are just kicking the world’s ass, over and over again, in this outfit. Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola Bag LOVE. IT. Love every little bit of it. You WERQ that ninja schoolgirl shit, girl! This makes up for the “Little Red Riding Hood goes to a cocktail party” getup...

Salma Hayek Shows Us How It’s Done Mar02

Salma Hayek Shows Us How It’s Done

Salma Hayek attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris and gives a master class on how to pose for candid shots. Starlets, watch a pro. First, the “Oh! There are cameras here! I had no idea!” faux-surprise look. Hold this for a good two minutes. In real life, you’ll look...

Yea or Nay: Valentino Fall 2012 Men’s Bags Feb28

Yea or Nay: Valentino Fall 2012 Men’s Bags

We are, of course, divided over this very important issue. Lorenzo looks at the following items, which can only be called man-clutches (although that sounds dirty), and squeals “I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE!” Tom, in response, shifts uncomfortably in his seat, the way any longtime...

Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags Feb02

Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags

Longchamp has teamed up with Mary Katrantzou to create a capsule collection of fun, colorful handbags inspired by her Spring 2012 collection. And we LOVE them. Do you?   Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags: Yea or Nay?   [Photo Credit:...

The Prada ‘Pyramide’ Bag Jan13

The Prada ‘Pyramide’ Bag

We just adore these. Prada has launched the ’50s style ‘Pyramide’ handbag for Spring/Summer 2012. Sporty and classic, modern and just a little bit granny at the same time. They almost look like little feminized varsity bags. But of course, it’s the opinions of the...