Sienna Miller in Matthew Williamson

Sienna Miller attends the 2013 BAFTA TV Awards in a Matthew Williamson dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and a Charlotte Olympia clutch. Matthew Williamson Fall 2013 Collection Christian Louboutin Malabar Hill Pump Charlotte Olympia ‘Pandora’ Clutch     [Photo...

Jenna-Louise Coleman at BAFTA TV Awards May13

Jenna-Louise Coleman at BAFTA TV Awards

Jenna-Louise, you are a disappointment in so many ways.   ‘Doctor Who’ star Jenna-Louise Coleman attends the 2013 BAFTA TV Awards in London in a nude lace dress paired with a Kzeniya clutch. Kzeniya ‘Wild’ Clutch The dress is a disappointment because it’s...

Amy Adams in Elie Saab Feb12

Amy Adams in Elie Saab

Since we’ve been hard on her a lot lately, we’ll do Miss Amy a solid and pay her a compliment.   Amy Adams attends The Weinstein Company BAFTA After Party in an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ji Hye Park (OUI) This isn’t exactly...

BAFTAs 2013 Red Carpet Rundown Feb11

BAFTAs 2013 Red Carpet Rundown

While their entertainment colleagues were dressed like clowns and astronauts for the Grammys, the more serious-minded celebs were on their best behavior at the BAFTA Awards. No, really. We think the Brits must intimidate a lot of Hollywood stars because it’s been a while since...

IN or OUT: Amy Adams in Elie Saab Couture Feb11

IN or OUT: Amy Adams in Elie Saab Couture

People say we’re too hard on Miss Amy, so we’re turning this one entirely over to y’all. Amy Adams attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Casadei sandals and Fabergé jewelry. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren  (ELITE)...

Helen Mirren in Nicholas Oakwell Couture Feb11

Helen Mirren in Nicholas Oakwell Couture

Before we get to the Grammys and Downton Abbey and Fashion Week and all that other stuff that kept us up till 1 am and then had us springing (rolling, really) out of bed at 6 am, let us start the day off with a prayer. Helen Mirren attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in a Nicholas Oakwell couture...

Freida Pinto in Cue Jan16

Freida Pinto in Cue

Since we featured her making a rare (and near-literal) misstep the other day, we figured we’d do her a solid since she’s back to cute.   Freida Pinto attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in a Cue dress by Indian designers Rohit Gandhi and Rahul Khanna...

Eddie Redmayne in Burberry Jan16

Eddie Redmayne in Burberry

Ugh. We can’t with this kid. We suppose the reason we’re so hard on him is not hard to figure out: He’s young, thin, and built for fashion, and right now, he’s getting amazingly gorgeous clothing just thrown at him. The result? This: Eddie Redmayne attends the BAFTA...

Michelle Dockery in Stella McCartney Jan16

Michelle Dockery in Stella McCartney

Our finely tuned red carpet noses detect a whiff of “new stylist” coming from Lady Mary’s direction.   ‘Downton Abbey’ star Michelle Dockery attends the in a Stella McCartney shift dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Stella McCartney Spring 2013...

IN or OUT: Amanda Seyfried in Vionnet Jan15

IN or OUT: Amanda Seyfried in Vionnet

Oh, what the hell. Let’s throw this one up for a vote, too. Especially since we have a lot of “On the one hand … On the other hand…” reactions to it.   Amanda Seyfried attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in a Vionnet dress accesorized...

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Sienna Miller in Valentino Jan15

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Sienna Miller in Val...

Let’s turn G,TNYD into a gameshow this time. Just for shits and giggles. Precious Unborn Fawns, COME ON DOWN! You’re the next contestant on Girl, That’s Not Your Dress! Now, who does this dress actually belong to, since it so clearly doesn’t belong to inexplicable...

Olivia Munn in Temperley London

Olivia Munn attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2012 Britannia Awards Presented by BBC America in a Temperley London gown paired with Asprey jewelry a Swarovski clutch. Temperley London Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Erjona Ala     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Kerry Washington in Temperley London

Kerry Washington attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2012 Britannia Awards Presented by BBC America in a Temperley London gown paired with Martin Katz jewelry. Temperley London Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Erjona Ala     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Alan Cumming at The BAFTA Awards Nov08

Alan Cumming at The BAFTA Awards

Let’s kick off the morning with some male sartorial deliciousness, shall we?   Alan Cumming hosts the 2012 BAFTA Los Angeles Britannia Awards Presented By BBC AMERICA in Beverly Hills, California. Near-perfection. But only “near.” We were willing to overlook them the...

In or Out: Emilia Clarke in Chanel Sep25

In or Out: Emilia Clarke in Chanel

Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, is apparently a big fan of Chanel, since she wore it twice during the Emmys and their subsequent parties.   ‘Game of Thrones’ star Emilia Clarke attends the British Academy of Film And Television Arts Los Angeles TV Tea 2012 Event in a...

BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb13

BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part TWO

More of those wacky Brits and the award-hungry Americans who keep annoying them! Bonnie Wright Credit where it’s due: this is a pretty fashion-y look for the red carpet. We salute her daring. We’re not entirely sold on it, however. Expecially the dark tights.   Cuba Gooding...

BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part ONE Feb13

BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part ONE

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

BAFTA Tea Party Red Carpet Jan15

BAFTA Tea Party Red Carpet

Bitchy fashion bloggers don’t get a Day of Rest during awards season; heavens no, kittens. Since we’ll all be awash in Golden Globes pictures by this time tomorrow, we figured now’s a good time to check out the clothes at a slightly less obvious event: the BAFTA Los Angeles...

BAFTA 2011 Britannia Awards Red Carpet Dec01

BAFTA 2011 Britannia Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the BAFTA Los Angeles 2011 Britannia Awards in Beverly Hills, California and a whole metric tonne of Britlebrities and Britlebrity supporters showed up! Judge, darlings. Lest ye miss out on a chance to judge.   Alan Cumming Love your eyeliner, darling, but your pants...

BAFTA Brits To Watch Event Jul11

BAFTA Brits To Watch Event

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

2011 BAFTA Awards Red Carpet Feb14

2011 BAFTA Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...