Jana Kramer attends the 2013 Academy of Country Music Awards in a Badgley Mischka dress accessorized with Norman Silverman eaarings. Badgley Mischka Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Badgley Mischka Fall 2013 Collection inspired by film noir and Alfred Hitchcock’s femme fatales.     [Photo Credit:...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

Why so glum, Miss Solange? Is it because we almost gave you another WERQ and then opted not to at the last second, like the capricious little assholes we are? There, there. You’ll get snaps again some day.   Solange Knowles attends the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation for Cancer...

One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

Let’s crack our knuckles and DO THIS.   Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney Very much a personal best for her. We think that bustline is both too wide and too low for her, but otherwise, this is a fantastic post-breakup look.   Betsy Brandt in David Meister Signature A little...

  People toss around the phrase “old Hollywood glamour” a lot, and it’s certainly always applied to the Badgley Mischka aesthetic, but with this collection, they took the term to literal levels. The inspiration comes from the 1936 film version of “A Midsummer...

Well. She almost got it right. That’s something. Christina Hendricks attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Dolce&Gabbana black sheer chiffon blouse paired with a Badgley Mischka pencil skirt and a...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...

Oooooooh, Miss Lady. Kelly Rowland attends the Clive Davis and the Recording Academy’s 2012 Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons Honoring Richard Branson in Badgley Mischka. Since the original seems incapable of doing so anymore, you WERQ that Diana Ross shit, girl! All hail the...

Darlings, it was The Heart Truth’s Red Dress Fashion Show 2012 and we don’t think we’ve ever had so much fun at a runway show. The crowd was raucous and ramped-up, the music was LOUD, and every lady who walked that runway was a DIVA for those 3 minutes. Miss Chaka is a diva...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...